Bacon

Good pillows don't exist. I just don't believe it .

seek help

no then I have to make 3 pizzas

I thought about it, but it just isn't worth the bother. I like a very large pizza. Enough to be breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My oven can't do that.

Don't hate on BadlandsChugs. He has a high chance of dying in the next 7 years but at least he will die chuggin' the world one bottle at a time for our pleasure.

I don't like tea

You know. People always say how different everyone's play-thrus are in open world games. I have heard people say, in regard to ER, that a million different people will have a million different experiences. But fuckin' christ if me and NKB didn't have nearly identical play-thrus. Like holy fuck. I swear at times it is like this fucker is taking footage I captured and it playing it back and telling his audience the thoughts he read from my mind.

I just AFK'd there for like 3 hours while I did other stuff. I basked in the height! It is sickening how many people I watched Self-Destruct with BLU and then have a guy at the very top rez them. SAD!

Made it to the top of the new jumping puzzle

Dark Souls 2 is fucking shit. It is worth playing just to hate it. Fuck the Foreskin Editions as well.

Just stretch your balls back to your taint and tie your ballhair to your asshair

validate deez

That is true. Never have I been kicked in the nuts. I was kneed in the groin during football practice during a tackle, but that was more like getting kneed in the dick rather than the balls. Genitals were fine, no damage done, but I was pretty winded. I have been bag-tagged tho.

100% unogueen got teabagged

Just wait until they buy a butt plug company.

Hard to say. I'm not really ashamed of any of the music I like. The best I can come up with is Fireflies but I've like only listened to it once or twice. I don't even really like the song all that much, but I sure do like screaming the chorus to amuse myself. It's not even on my YT playlist so yeah.

like a dead baby

I'm far too American to read this.

I'll make a palm sized one and carry it around. Never forgotten. Well, until I die anyway.

fucked yer mom on the high ground

I don't hate the creator of the modern firearm, just the people that use them.

coddle deez

keep yer shit eatin' mouth closed yer lettin' the smell out