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Bacon

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  1. There isn't one. Not even pizza or bacon or smoked ribs. I mean, all of that is rich food, but plain food would be easier. Like, I could eat rice every day. I'd get sick of it, but it is something I could turn into a habit.
  2. wrong I never understood the people who eat elbow/tiny tube noodles with a fork. Like with Kraft. I get a big ol fuckin' spoon and shove that shit into my mouth. Same with small shells.
  3. I was taught how my dick worked in 5th. All the boys in the school were called to the gym where we watched an informational video and were given a pamphlet with diagrams and everything. I mean, it was more about how your parts function and to not be worried about natural shit like erections and wet dreams than it was about sex. In middle school and high school I had mandatory sex-ed classes that taught various things and such things like the only safe sex is no sex and all the horrible stds that can turn dicks into something that looks like cauliflower.
  4. The first two ex's weren't bad to pug. Never got around to doing ex3, but I figured I should do ex4 before the savage tier due to the 1 week delay because I know everyone and their brother will be trying to pug that and there will be less players overall attempting the ex. I don't really do enough content to get a static either.
  5. I mean, doing the fight is fun in its own way. The 5 clears I have done in total felt great to clear. I just wish the other players had more commitment to clearing the fight. I'll never understand how you can see enrage and then claim, "sorry, gtg. glad to see enrage ( : " You have made it to the final stage of the fight and all you need to do is down the boss. How can you just leave? And when one person leaves, other people leave for no reason. Just stick around you fucks.
  6. Shit took me like 10 or more hours to get of near constant play. I am not the greatest player, but holy shit some of these fucking people are brain dead. I didn't see a clear on EX4 until like 7.5 hours of prog. I hit enrage pretty early on in all. But the issue is that almost every time a group of mine hit enrage someone suddenly had to leave. This happened many times. So I was constantly having to join new parties, and every time we were actually close to killing the boss people would quit. It was so damn frustrating to have to join new parties over and over again when the boss was dead next pull or so. To make it worse, I swear these fucking people are omega liars. I kept joining groups that had made it to at least phase 3 of the fight, but these dumb motherfuckers were fucking dying to the stupid stack mechanics that would happen before the fight was even halfway over. They would either die to enumeration, which is very tight 2-man stack mechanic, or the fuckers would fuck up the stack mechanic where the healers and DPS had to head south away from the tanks who will flare out damage based on proximity. Don't get me wrong, mistakes can happen. I made mistakes. Twice I went to the wrong AoE-spread positions. I don't even really know why. I just fucked up. But the issue is people just kept making the same mistakes over and over again even in different parties where the players had claimed to have progressed far into the fight or even enrage. Shit is annoying.
  7. I usually don't have morning wood. If I do it usually goes away within minutes I feel. I have woken up with it almost painfully erect and when that happens I just rub it out real quick and I'm good to go.
  8. I never pee or poop with the lights off except for the few times a light went out.
  9. YOU RAT BASTARDS WE WERE SO CLOSE TO KILLING EX4 FUCKING UNPLANNED MAINTENANCE (it was planned but I didn't find out until today)
  10. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    I admit I am sucker for drama and do like to see it play out, but I'll make an honest effort to report a mess before it gets out of hand.
  11. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    I guess it does. I honestly assume a mod or higher generally sees that stuff and has already made a ruling on it. Kinda like today. By time I already noticed the drama, Nokra brought out the broom.
  12. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    I remember. What I would like is stuff like that to just get instantly deleted. Pizza Friday was a good thread.
  13. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    There are some good posts tho. Like, maybe if it was called the "blogpost board" or the "Life" board such things wouldn't happen. Like, Wordle and Pizza Fridays belong on a board like this and not really anywhere else. A place to post lighthearted to more personal and serious topics or just questions that don't don't really fit anywhere else.
  14. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    I would say that you were antagonizing Best. Making the thread about Best paying your hospital bills, asking for money in his thread, and when he did say, "Fuck off." your response was further antagonizing with a gif.
  15. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    Yep. Best deleted it tho, not a mod. As I said, asking for money from best seems antagonizy. Shit's been going on for years tho for anyone who doesn't know. @Commissar SFLUFAN if you don't what I'm posting posted then just delete, but here is shit from discord from 2018 lol. Shit ain't gotten any better or different. Some pretty harsh shit in here btw.
  16. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    Oh. Think of the shower like part litter box. Without the litterbox, the cats would just shit all over the place.
  17. Bacon

    *stabs Nokra*

    I mean, most of us are pretty good. And like, if you mostly stick to gaming, there ain't much drama there unless I go on a rant about something stupid. It is really just like the same 3-4 people perpetuating a cycle. And most people don't want to go anywhere else nor is there really anywhere else to go that isn't a hellscape.
  18. I mean, I played 1-3 and enjoyed them. But yeah, I have no real interest in this game. I just watched MOONMOON play it start to finish. That's why I really only judging the story.
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