Bacon

Just stretch your balls back to your taint and tie your ballhair to your asshair

validate deez

That is true. Never have I been kicked in the nuts. I was kneed in the groin during football practice during a tackle, but that was more like getting kneed in the dick rather than the balls. Genitals were fine, no damage done, but I was pretty winded. I have been bag-tagged tho.

100% unogueen got teabagged

Just wait until they buy a butt plug company.

Hard to say. I'm not really ashamed of any of the music I like. The best I can come up with is Fireflies but I've like only listened to it once or twice. I don't even really like the song all that much, but I sure do like screaming the chorus to amuse myself. It's not even on my YT playlist so yeah.

like a dead baby

I'm far too American to read this.

I'll make a palm sized one and carry it around. Never forgotten. Well, until I die anyway.

fucked yer mom on the high ground

I don't hate the creator of the modern firearm, just the people that use them.

coddle deez

keep yer shit eatin' mouth closed yer lettin' the smell out

I am not anti Hawaiian pizza. I don't care if that is what someone prefers. What I do hate are these shit eaters saying "oh it ain't that bad" when it is. You wanna eat them turds, you do you, but stop saying shit tastes good.

Your wife gave birth to you? wtf lol you must come from wv

from my loins get smoked

speak for yerself

Is the southern planet mars but with only racists and fried foods?

Wrong. This is fucking wrong. First it is not just sweet and salty. It is salty and fruity. That is not the fucking same. If it was, there also wouldn't be pushback on the salted watermelon shit. And you can't just pick off pineapple. Sure you can remove the piece of fruit, but you can't remove the juice that has became part of the pizza. Most shit is like that even on something like a burger. Like with pickles or onion. Sure, you could remove them, but the taste is still there. You can remove the item but not the taste. That also applies to pepperoni. The grease is now baked into the pizza. You can't remove it. Also, on top of all of that. The pineapple is that cheap canned shit that tastes like fuckin' ass. Maybe if it was fresh cut pineapple I would be more willing to accept it as a topping. But it isn't. At at least at all the places around here, all the pineapple is that canned shit. I've had pineapple on pizza. It is bad. It taints the pizza.

Don't remember him as he is Remember him as he was RIP in peace AJ

I want lab grown tendies that are "born" extra crispy. That is the future.