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I’ve never played Dark Alliance, but I think I would really enjoy a watered down BG. Is that what it is?

I think I may be more or less asexual. Never done it, never been all that interested in it or motivated by it, seeing it depicted in any vaguely realistic way grosses me out (hence no porn). But if I go more than about 5 days without ejaculating, I start to feel insane. Like fizzle said, gotta get the poison out.

Mrs. Maisel has not yet been confirmed.

I know that these were originally planned to be a little more spread out, but damn that’s a lot of movies in the next year.

It takes so little for me to get off, porn is unnecessary. I crank it maybe once or twice a week, whenever I need that release, but I don’t really get that much out of it. It’s just maintenance.

Yes, and thank you for the generous use of the term “joke”.

My previous statement was “I don’t fuck and tell”. That’s what I fixed. I set that up on a tee and nobody hit it. So no girlfriend. Sorry to get your hopes up.

I can safely say that my dick is bigger than any penis I’ve ever seen in porn.

You're thinking of For Honor. This series is very different.

Thanks for the recommendation. I’ll suggest it for the next family movie night with my sister and niece.

I’ve been playing a lot of Slay the Spire on iPad. I’ve finally beaten it (4th boss) once with the Ironclad. Now to do it with the other 3 classes, which will probably take a while. I kinda stumbled into my winning strategy accidentally this time.

Don’t forget the travel opportunities!

And the Best Picture people are gonna show up. The night ended with an apathetic Joaquin Phoenix accepting the award on Hopkins' behalf, and that's it. Not like Nomadland winning was all that exciting, but at least it was something.

No, I think the very serious reason I provided is more likely.

I had a regular license that had expired, and instead of renewing that, got the Real ID.

I renewed my DL last fall, and got the Real ID. I was expecting it to be a hassle, like I didn’t bring enough documents or something, but I was in and out in like 5 minutes.

Well duh. If the pedos are up front about it, there's nothing to expose.

What a wild end. 3 hours of fairly boring, but rarely embarrassing awards fare. Then: Weird bit with Glenn Close Best Picture: Nomadland Best Actress: Fran “I’ve already won enough of these, you don’t get another speech” McDormand Best Actor: some old guy who went so method with his last movie, he forgot to show up for the Show!

Giving out Best Picture before Actor/Actress is utterly bizarre. I guess they wanted to end on Boseman’s presumptive win. EDIT: WHICH DIDN’T EVEN HAPPEN WTF

Great, now to submit my request to the @sblfilms International Travel Fund.

And she brought Swankie to the Oscars. Absolute legend.

Promising Young Woman and The Father win for screenplay, Another Round for international feature, Daniel Kaluuya for supporting actor. No real surprises so far. They’re definitely not playing anyone off the stage. Speeches are rambling.

The Oculus Quest 2 won't be replaced by an upgraded VR headset anytime soon | PC Gamer WWW.PCGAMER.COM There will eventually be an Oculus Quest Pro with upgraded features, but not this year. Sounds like there will be an updated Quest 2 some time next year, but the next step beyond that might not come for a while.

Bumping this because I just rewatched Memories of Murder, on the aforementioned Criterion Collection release (it's also available on Hulu). Personally, I have a hard time deciding which is better, it or Parasite. I think I prefer Parasite, mostly it's so much fun, but from an "objective" craft perspective or whatever, I think they're pretty equal.