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She’s nuts, but eventfully she’ll trade up.

At least give me a broken drugged out Don Junior begging to give handjobs for blow? Come on, who is gonna give HIM money?

I don’t want him to go to jail. I want him and his family to become so toxic that no one, not even Russia, would think of investing in them. I want them broke and destitute and have all their assets seized. I want to walk through the Kensington section of Philadelphia and I want to see Don Junior offer me a handjob so that he can buy some blow… …and then I’ll whisper… No.

We’re not talking about how that whole tweet or twat or whatever is one giant run on sentence. His brain is fried.

I feel like the last Tekken game I really got into was Tekken 3.

Are you kidding? I just bought a PS5!!!

It’s currently on HBO Max if you have it.

He ain’t winning again.

I just restarted Fringe too. Shit, this is going to be a rough rewatch.

Not having a Twitter account until recently has been a blessing for Trump, because his insane ramblings on Truth Social have gotten no coverage by mainstream media. He’s definitely on the decline.

Like I’ve been saying, once the National audience hears his voice, he’s toast. You don’t get elected to president sounding like French Stewart.

Nah, people forget how truly hated Trump is by the majority to the point where people were literally partying in the streets during the pandemic once it was announced Biden had won. People are going to see his crazy shit again on the news and they’re going to be reminded why 2017-2020 was a REALLY bad time for the country.

I rewatched the first two Mummy movies to celebrate Brendan Fraser… and was greeted with the horror that was CGI Scorpion King Dwayne Johnson.

Ron DeMeatball. IT’S RIGHT THERE.

I mean, this is the actual meaning of it. Keith Knight had a show on Hulu about his experience as a black comic artist and getting racially profiled by the cops.

Ah, so THIS is the movie Glenn Howerton shaved his head for. I dig it.

The thing you’re missing thought is that it takes Viktor for Ivan to see his wrongs. There’s a scene in the middle of the flick where Viktor and Ivan are being honored by Ivan’s ex and the Russian elite, but Viktor walks out and berates his dad over sucking up to the people that left them behind. Then Ivan sees Viktor getting pummeled and throws in the towel for his son, and tells him it’s okay he didn’t win, when the entire flick he kept pushing him harder and harder. Then you see the two of them training together at the end, rather than Ivan training Viktor.

I’ll defend the live action Aladdin to death because Guy Ritchie decided halfway through filming “fuck it, we’re now making Hitch 2 and the Genie is the Date Doctor”. It even had a dance montage at the end like Hitch did!

Yes, they made King Triton a buff old man!

Hsu is going to get another chance. She even appeared in an episode of Poker Face and got a lot of shine. Man, that image of Ford and Quan hugging melted my cold heart. And Brendan Fucking Fraser winning Best Actor made me want to watch Encino Man and the Mummy.

I watched with my sister last night and I posed the question to her: “would you be able to sacrifice one life to possibly save millions?” I don’t know if I could, especially if it’s someone I grew to care about.

The episode following where it’s revealed that Sam came back from hell without his soul is hilarious. Sam’s deadpan insults to Dean were just too funny. I think season 7 was my least favorite. You think you’re getting Castiel thinking he’s God himself thanks to all the souls he’s absorbed from Purgatory as the big bad, but then it’s the lame leviathans.

Oh yeah, they “WANT” you to use your vacation time. And I’m Paul Rudd. People are afraid to use time off because they’ll come back and find their job WASN’T done while they were gone.

That’s it. I need to break into the movie industry for real and make the wokest shit possible just to trigger these fucking nerds. Seriously. Fuck these nerds. Stuff them in a locker and be done with it.

For no reason at all, I’m reminded of the time my sister once said “it’s not fun unless you black out” to me. My other sister and I constantly roast her over this.