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I was ready for fireworks. This is disappointing. Anyways, it might not make much of a difference, but go here: Even if you don’t have cable. Fox News is the second most expensive channel on most cable bills.

Shit, I don’t think even Trump has any idea what the Dominion case has outed considering he had an interview with Tucker and was tweeting about how unfair the lawsuit was to Fox News.

This part I actually disagree with. I’ve always wanted to be an artist, didn’t matter the field. I love doing it all; drawing, painting, pixel art, video game design, acting, writing, etc. However, money was REALLY tight and I took a pretty high paying job to cover expenses and then all that shit fell to the wayside and I just liked having money. However, I drank myself stupid nightly and wanted to walk into traffic more often than not. Now? I left the high paying job, went back to my roots, and now I’m happier than ever (okay, that’s a stretch, I still work a side job I hate but it comes with good pay and health benefits in between gigs). I truly believe someone like Shapiro will one day get hot mic’d admitting that all he ever wanted was to be accepted by the “Hollywood Elite” he rails against. It definitely drives him nuts he accidentally made himself a punchline as a goober who can’t get his wife off all because he tried to humble brag about his “wife” being a doctor while he was ranting about WAP.

Exactly. The Dominion lawsuit is showing that these monsters knew EXACTLY what they were doing, and they were doing it for RATINGS because Newsmax and America First Nation or whatever those other networks are called were starting to steal their viewers. Tucker Carlson literally said he hated Trump with a passion in his text messages and then he’s interviewing him the other day as if he didn’t say those things.

Does this movie feature clearly straight men tanning their testicles with UV pillars?

Well, he was white and beating his wife, so my concern for HIS safety is kind of not there at that point.

I thought O’Keefe was discredited and that news thing he was apart of got shut down?

Yeah, Trump got inducted in 2013 and the Mania crowd BOOED him when he came out on stage. He was part of the show for a little back in 2007 where the iconic gif of Vince saying this came from: Shoot comments that aren’t supposed to be shoot comments.

A guy was beating his wife on my lawn and the cops were taking their sweet time. I had to improvise knowing that cops are a LITTLE racist.

True story, one Christmas Eve some drunk party goer and his wife were having a drunk argument outside my house, where he proceeded to start hitting her (turned out they were both drunk, her much more so). I called the cops explaining the situation. Nothing for at least a half hour. I’m not about to intervene because I’m not about to fight some drunk dude on Christmas Eve. I call again, lie and say the guy is black and carrying a gun. Within five minutes there were multiple cop cars at my address.

The DLC was great if you did it early enough to make use of the bike.

Not the same situation, but I ended up buying Breath of the Wild TWICE, preordered the Switch version without thinking that it might be hard to get a Switch opening night. Didn’t get a Switch until November that year, so the Friday release day I ended up buying the Wii U version digitally. I regret nothing!

Hilariously enough, Arnold supposedly has statues of all the former Soviet leaders; from Lenin to Gorbachev.

Rewrite the Gaston song to be about Ganondorf.

Seriously, is the plot of this game “Ganondorf arrived and all the women (and some of the men) of Hyrule want to fuck him?”

Holy shit. Yeah, the next month is going to be HELL waiting for this to come out.

My brother in Christ, I’m begging you, stop doing this to yourself. Every time you feel the need to visit a Fox News page, watch a Harrison Ford movie instead.

My man, was this English?

Yeah, Brian Cox thinks method acting is lame (and he’s right, it’s fucking LAME).

My dating life is so boring right now I’m almost jealous of the kid.

They’re losers. Stop wasting your energy being angry at them. Live your life.

Surprisingly not. They let their stuff get used in Abrams Star Trek. It was basically a running gag that Kirk was a Beastie Boys fan.

Trying to understand the Fox News Cinematic Universe is like:

So you’re telling me it was wrong when I did that after my priest asked me too?

I remember thinking “oh great here they go giving the team the half time motivation to win the match” and instead the video of Nate ripping up the sign actually goes to make the team TOO aggressive and sinks them further into the hole. Also, are they establishing that Nate also has a crush on Rupert’s secretary in addition to the woman at the restaurant?