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I’m shocked to learn she had her first kid at 18 and is now becoming a grandma at 36.

Fixed that for you.

Luckily, Musk is slowly killing Twitter by firing everyone, and Facebook is the boomer app so it’s user base is on borrowed time. Bad ruined. I mostly use Instagram for sharing my art and now my shit barely gets seen because “reels” have become the new thing on Instagram.

Based on mental health concerns alone TikTok should be banned. That said, that fucking app ruined Instagram for me.

Dude, hate sex is the best sex.

It’s a shame, I was rooting for them to be a beacon of “both sides can get along”: Pour one out for the Conways. Everyone’s favorite loser chimed in: George replied:

I don’t drink soda. I’m an adult. Unless I go to the movies then it’s Cherry Vanilla Coke with popcorn, or I’m having a cocktail and it’s rum going into a splash of coke.

I’m a city boy so I don’t need a car.

From the party that brought you “cancel culture is bad”.

If that happens I will go out and bang the first church girl I can find. Praise JEBUS!

I bet there’s a 70% chance he buried some incriminating shit in her grave. Who buried someone on a GOLF COURSE??

It’s baffling that defense works. You don’t see thousands of people in New Mexico becoming meth kingpins to pay for their cancer treatments. You don’t see thousands of people web slinging in New York.

WHOA. Where were they hiding that guy the whole time while they used Alec Baldwin???

No, I get it. Thinking back, I used to blow money on gaming magazine as a kid if I saw the words “Final” and “Fantasy” on the cover somewhere. I still remember the one issue I bought that had Lennox Lewis on the cover for whatever boxing game he was in, and there was a mention of FFIX, to only find out it was like 2 pages of coverage.

I’m only half way through episode 2, so I might be completely wrong about this, but I bet the kryptonite is Ron Perlman’s character. (I have no idea if he actually shows up, but I knew that was his voice on the phone at the end of the first episode)

Wait a minute, you traded in a copy of MARIO ALL STARS for a magazine?

This article made me sad, only because it reminded me of when I used to take my dog out to my sister’s place and my dog would start crying in the back seat because her place is in the same direction as the vet and he assumed we were going there. I miss having a beagle.

Man, if only they’d go after the REAL groomers: Brian Sims (@briansimspa) • Instagram photo WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM 75 Likes, 1 Comments - Brian Sims (@briansimspa) on Instagram: "Can confirm: NOT A Drag Queen…just another Pastor."

I still watch Bill Maher weekly, love the Crooked Media guys, and still think the fourth Indiana Jones movie only gets hate because it was the cool thing to do back in 2008 and most people have never actually watched it. Same with the fourth Die Hard movie.

If you want to laugh, his first movie ever was Stargate: he plays one of Kurt Russell’s soldiers that goes into the Stargate with him and actually is pretty prominent in the movie.

I retract this statement. He sounds like FRENCH STEWART.

This. Guys like Hannity and Carlson had a direct line to Trump and were practically helping him shape policy.

Haven’t they been getting dropped from cable packages though?

Deregulation: Why is it Bad?

I said it before: DeSantis is toast the moment the National audience actually hears him speak. He sounds like Nathan Lane in the Birdcage.