LazyPiranha

The Switch is going to outsell the PS4 lifetime sales in roughly five less years. Until there’s a reason for a switch pro beyond the die hards wanting one, it ain’t gonna happen.

I genuinely wonder if one of these agents gets attacked/killed if that becomes some sort of tipping point, and if it does in what direction…

Honestly? Go for it. Let the man live the rest of his shitty life free by the grace of the man he claims stole the election.

The ghost of Jonas Salk is going to come back and strangle some mother fuckers for sure.

I don’t disagree. My point is every mouth breather and their mother understands the concept of nuclear secrets, they don’t understand the rest of it. You could convince them easily that keeping nuclear secrets is wrong even if you’re not actively pedaling them because who knows who could get into his safe at a country club. That’s an easy pill to swallow even for a chud. Some far less known but equally important information though? That’ll go right over their heads. Convince them it’s the worst possible thing, then it turns about to be some hard to understand technical stuff, and it’s easy to play the martyr.

If I was being more conspiracy minded I would assume he genuinely isn’t going to object or even fight it behind the scenes. Let the raid happen, stir a bunch of shit from behind the scenes about nuclear secrets, let the news go wild with speculation, then reveal it was confidential information your average American doesn’t know or care about, then play the martyr and scream some more about the fake news.

There’s no point in that. Dying a boring, pedestrian death publicly fades his star far more than dying in prison. These chucklefucks will believe he’s wrongly prosecuted and imprisoned anyway, no jury trial will change that. Give him a stroke on live TV during a rally so people can watch him piss himself, dribble his words, and then fade away in a hospital head hooked into tubes.

I’d say that claiming unsealing the matters would be a national security concern would be a tacit admission of guilt, but nothing matters anymore.

Nearly three hours means he was overriding the alarm basically every twenty seconds. Fucking hell.

Why would you assume Trump paid a dime? Odds are Ivan’s had enough money of her own and at the very least a life insurance policy.

To be fair, not every attempt at suicide ends in a death either.

“Are Italian subs healthy” Are three cured meats covered in cheese than slathered with oil, emulsified oil, some vegetables purely for texture then wrapped in two pounds of white bread healthy?

I’m not saying it ruins anything, or even that I’m disappointed that it doesn’t match an imaginary voice in my head. It’s just Patton Oswalt being Patton Oswalt. It feels distractingly recognizable, like if they got Dana Snyder to do the voice and it was Master Shake but a raven.

And this shit right here is why tort reform has always been complete and utter bullshit and you should open palm slap directly in the face any motherfucker who mentions it and doesn’t immediately spit to clear the taste out of their mouth.

Three episodes in. Still liking it quite a bit, but I will say I feel like Patton Oswalt is not the best choice for Matthew.

First two episodes are good so far. They’ve made some changes here and there, which I get from a narrative cohesion standpoint.

Stepped on some of these fuckers today

I’m very excited for more Yellowjackets but given that this is showtime I’m very concerned about how it’s going to go. As long as it keeps it on the more entertaining side of stupid I’m game for some more, but the networks track record is not encouraging.

Doesn’t help that the cute monkeypox nickname is now schlong covid.

Inertia combined with them desperately purchasing any competitor they can afford.

Fuck right off.

I am one of the leading proponents of Osteen being robbed at gunpoint.