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Still the best Frasier comic:

Let’s impeach him but also give him 7 more days to issue pardons as a treat.

Why is anyone responding to anything Ben Shapiro posts? Stop driving his engagement in any way.

Yeah I thought Deadpool 2 handled it... fine. Though I get being burned out on the trope, and it’s one of the least interesting things they could have done to either character. But whatever. As far as them not knowing... I mean what the fuck, the trope comes from a fucking Green Lantern comic. GREEN LANTERN. THE THING THEY REFERENCE IN THESE MOVIES. BECAUSE RYAN REYNOLDS. How the hell do you not know???

I like Deadpool as well, but the writers seemed surprised when people reacted poorly to fridging Morena in Deadpool 2 and said that they were unfamiliar with the trope, so... I imagine they can’t care too much about how they approach the MCU integration seeing as how they apparently don’t read

Yes.

At the end of Endgame, the shield Cap gives to Falcon is a different shield than the one Thanos destroyed / that he had in the MCU movies up until that moment. Cap definitely didn’t just go back in time, he went somewhere else. I think the time stone specifically lets someone fuck with time like a DVR, so it’s kind of a different thing? When Strange rewinds the Necronomicon or whatever fucking book Mads messed with in Doctor Strange, the pages are restored but it’s not like Mads has his past with them altered, he still knows the cheat codes he learned from the book. The time heist is specifically not about messing with the past... they “borrow” the infinity stones for practically no time at all since Cap’s quest is to put them back exactly where / when they were found. But again, Cap definitely lives his life in a past that’s NOT the normal MCU, so there’s some precedent for “time travel” having the potential to send someone somewhere else, not just somewhen else. I think one of Endgame’s writers disputes this about Endgame, but... that doesn’t jive with Cap having a different shield so who the fuck knows. EDIT - also we’re talking about Deadpool so for all we know he could Blazing Saddles / Monty Python and The Holy Grail this shit and just walk onto the set of Thor Love and Thunder.

In the MCU, time travel is KINDA like going to other dimensions? So many Deadpool ends back up in a dimension with Morena and the current MCU? Who knows.

Didn’t he have a time travel gizmo at the end of Deadpool 2? It freaks out and sends him to the MCU, fin, a play in one act.

You rang?

Destroy the second amendment. This is its inevitable endgame if it exists.

I *think* there's some law on the books that prevents members of congress from being impeded on the way to vote. Ostensibly the intent was to prevent people from being arrested for some bullshit thing en route to a vote. It's probably a good thing conceptually? I wouldn't want a cop to see Pelosi jaywalking on her way to vote and arrest her. But you know, these are stupid fucking times so we've got chodes who have gone out of their way to make it harder for the public to vote complaining that it's been made more difficult for them to vote, so they can all eat shit and die.

The real enchiladas are the friends we made along the way.

I don’t know what the demographics are in Georgetown, but the nursing home staff I know of in central MA are overwhelmingly black so there are some extra challenges reaching out to that group.

Mee wantee

His wife is a botanist so she kinda does.

Indiana Jones and the Prescient Quest Marker

Are mods to give Marion huge titties already in development?

If the show is the three of them drinking homemade cosmos from a thermos while flicking the bean over zoom, we’ll have our answer.

The only pardon I'm comfortable with Trump or Bales or any of these chucklefucks getting:

Also holy shit Wade saying something complimentary about JFK, I think I have the vapours which one of you strong lads will catch me as I faint?

Maybe he meant to say that working for Trump requires being on mescaline more than any other President to ever hold the office?