Captain Pickle

So I curse like a sailor. Even if mad, what it got to do.

You know, I’ve never actually heard someone say the are offended by that but I sure as fuck hear about the war on Christmas “Christians” losing their fucking minds every fucking year and will hear it again at work this year.

Just point at them shouting “cancelled”

Just brought my pumpkins to the neighborhood pumpkin parade and chatted with some neighbors. God bless Halloween!

Drug and alcohol addiction and forever crying on the inside?

We’re talking comedians, not drug dealers!

We wouldn’t need trump to save news media anymore!

Why only once? Are ppl not implementing the rules or do I just not get out much?

I played Zelda last night and some button choices are questionable. Why not make the yellow buttons the d pad??? The game tells you to press a button that doesn’t exists so it can be confusing but whateves. Maybe I’ll get the controller down the line. I also realized that Mario kart will absolutely destroy my cheap joycons when going for those eeee turns

When he said that for “whatever” reason, BioWare can’t seem to avoid crunch time I was half expecting them to plaster the EA logo on the screen.

Amen

Going to the raptors home opener tonight!

MAGIC WHO NOW?!? SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THEM COMMIE SATANISTS FROM THEM FILTHY EROTIC SNUGGLE FEATURES. WOMEN ON TOP OF MEN DOING THE DEVIL’S DANCE! NO SIR, I MEAN LIKE THAT DIRTY HIPPIE ALWAYS WEARING A VEST WITHOUT A SHIRT, AS IF HIS MISSUS FORGOT TO DO THE LAUNDRY CAUSE SHE’S TOO BUSY ATTENDING ONE OF THEM DEMONIC LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGES. FRANKIE MERCURY, I THINK... NOW WHAT WERE WE YAPPING ON ABOUT?

NO NO NO. NOT EARRING MAIDS. AIDS. HEARING AIDSSS

HE SAID FDA PROPOSING OVER THE COUNTER HEARING AIDS

You get used to it, guy

I feel like COVID was a drill or test on humanity and we very much failed.

I’m kinda shocked at this board losing their minds about $30 when half of you buy an extra console because it’s a new colour and pay $90 for a 12 year old game. I’ll get this for a year, play Zelda and get my old college roommates together for kart sessions then cancel when I’ve played what I want

I remember reading that u needed the 64 controller to play some games multiplayer. Is that not the case anymore? I want to play kart online as soon as I get this and will be super pissed if I cant

Finish this sentence: late at night, bacon likes to hop on the internet and watch a...

What he said. To whoever asked

Hmmm, interesting. Yesterday the radio told me he needs to be cancelled

Me too

Ehhh. I foresee me wearing a mask on transit at least for many years to come during flu season