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All you're missing is a massage and a facial.
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Television The Mandalorian OT - This is the Way
Derek replied to Commissar SFLUFAN's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
That's a fun video of watching Disney masturbate. -
So... a Dozen Eggs is Six Freaking Dollars now????
Derek replied to skillzdadirecta's topic in The Shower
Let's Go Brandon! Am I Right?! -
Father of Peeps candy Bob Born dies at 98
Derek replied to SaysWho?'s topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
Before I had kids, I just figured that Peeps were a treat that everyone thought everyone else enjoyed for Easter, but nobody does. Much like fruit cakes for Christmas, candy corn for Halloween or U2 for music. In my younger years, I used to microwave them and then toss them out, but my kids seem to like them, at least for the day and a half before they become rock hard, after opening the package. I used to love Hot Tamales, though, so I can't hate. R.I.P. Bob. -
When my son was conceived, we didn't even have intercourse. I just winked at her.
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Movies Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Derek replied to Remarkableriots's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
WHY DOES JASON HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?! -
The Newst Flavor of Oreos are Oreo Flavored Oreos
Derek replied to Keyser_Soze's topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
'If you ever want regular Oreos but are thinking “Man, I’m feeling kind of stupid today,” these may be the perfect Oreo for you.' I lol'd -
Is this humans having sex with lambs?
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General Gaming What are your gaming "oh shit" moments
Derek replied to Fizzzzle's topic in The Spawn Point
Both of those. Anytime one of my favorite franchises made their way into 3d, it blew my mind. I can't remember if it was Fallout 3, Morrowind or both, but you kind of start in a linear environment and when you finally open a door or something, there's a big, beautiful open-world adventure waiting. That was a fun 'ohhhh, shit' moment. -
Well, there ya go. Put some peppercorns in your mouth and stick your head in the work refrigerator. They'll never know you're high!
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Some games have some slow down on Steam Deck.
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Movies Whatcha gonna do, when Quantumania runs wild on you!
Derek replied to Remarkableriots's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
Oh. I think I forgot about that. I googled it, so between that and the blip, almost 10 years? That's a lengthy time. -
Movies Whatcha gonna do, when Quantumania runs wild on you!
Derek replied to Remarkableriots's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
Seems like quite a dangerous endeavor, just to get back... 5 years? -
I don't mind talking to people on the phone that dislike talking to people on the phone as much as I do. The calls are usually short and sweet. I live in a bad cell area with bad cell service, so I usually find myself standing by the open door or outside, which makes long calls slightly frustrating. Especially with kids.