Jason Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 I look forward to the inevitable follow up piece, “Law enforcement forced to kill Alligator as it was behaving like an Alligator”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Mr.Vic20 said: I look forward to the inevitable follow up piece, “Law enforcement forced to kill Alligator as it was behaving like a dog”. ftfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 So this is @best3444? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Quote Joie Henney, 65, said his registered emotional support animal named Wally likes to snuggle and give hugs, despite being a 5-foot-long alligator. The York Haven man said he received approval from his doctor to use Wally as his emotional support animal after not wanting to go on medication for depression, he told Philly.com . If his doctor approved it what's the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Remarkableriots said: If his doctor approved it what's the problem? The part where it's a fucking alligator. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Actually according to the story he has two alligators! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 25, 2019 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Actually according to the story he has two alligators! Once you've already made the decision to live with one alligator, adding a second alligator probably isn't greatly changing your odds of eventually getting eaten by an alligator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 This is always a great idea: own any pet that could potentially kill you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Reputator said: This is always a great idea: own any pet that could potentially kill you! So people shouldn't own a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 hours ago, Remarkableriots said: So people shouldn't own a dog? Important: how big is the dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dogs are domesticated animals, alligators are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/12/19/people-couldnt-believe-two-dogs-killed-their-owner-so-the-sheriff-described-the-horror/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 On 1/25/2019 at 2:23 AM, Remarkableriots said: So people shouldn't own a dog? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 York Haven, PA is about 20 minutes from where I live Did not expect to see that location when I read the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 On 1/25/2019 at 7:02 AM, Keyser_Soze said: Dogs are domesticated animals, alligators are not. lol. Dogs kill people all the fucking time. Domesticated just means "wild animal that's probably not gonna murder you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Xbob42 said: lol. Dogs kill people all the fucking time. Domesticated just means "wild animal that's probably not gonna murder you." Of course wild dogs roaming india that have rabies and are out of control will kill you, but it's unlikely any dog you would adopt in Pennsylvania would kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Just now, Keyser_Soze said: Of course wild dogs roaming india that have rabies and are out of control will kill you, but it's unlikely any dog you would adopt in Pennsylvania would kill you. It's also unlikely that this man's alligator will kill him! Zookeepers are a thing, y'know! I don't think people take the fact that dogs can absolutely murder you seriously enough! And I love the hell outta dogs! Look at that cute lil gator, you guys sound like monsters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Xbob42 said: It's also unlikely that this man's alligator will kill him! Still more likely than a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 If I had an alligator to eat all my enemies it would ease my depression greatly. The man may be on to something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 I thought Florida would be an easy guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucoe Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 18 hours ago, Brick said: I thought Florida would be an easy guess. I was gonna guess Alaska. I mean, you can't throw a Russian grenade without hitting one of those things there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, brucoe said: I was gonna guess Alaska. I mean, you can't throw a Russian grenade without hitting one of those things there. There are gators in Alaska? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 On 1/27/2019 at 10:46 AM, DarkStar189 said: York Haven, PA is about 20 minutes from where I live Did not expect to see that location when I read the story. Indeed, this was surprising. Between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia is Alabama . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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