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If you could plow me, how would you plow me?


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13 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said:

Do you provide the plow or do we have to bring our own?

Assistance can be provided if you need it. If you bring your own plow make sure it's plenty lubed up as we don't want it getting jammed in the driveway with how dry and cold it can be. 

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Hold on now, plowing a person? I ain't never heard of such a thing! But if that's what you're fixin' to do, then I reckon you gotta be careful and do it right.

 

First off, you gotta make sure the person's all bundled up and ready for the cold. You don't wanna be plowin' nobody who's shiverin' like a leaf! Now, when it comes to actually plowin' the person, you gotta take it slow and gentle. You don't wanna go too fast, 'cause that person might get all jostled around and end up gettin' hurt.

 

Gotta be real careful and make sure you're plowin' in a straight line, so you don't accidentally run into anything. And you gotta make sure you're usin' the right kind of plow, too. Ain't no use tryin' to plow a person with a big ol' snowplow! You need somethin' smaller and more gentle, like a little hand shovel. That way you can get all the snow off of 'em without hurtin' 'em in the process.

 

And last but not least, when you're all done plowin', you gotta make sure you give that person a big ol' hug and tell 'em how much you appreciate 'em. 'Cause let me tell ya, plowin' a person ain't no easy job, and it takes a lot of courage and determination. But if you do it with kindness and care, then you might just make that person's day a whole lot better!

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