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Nova, a 25-pound clouded leopard, was found on the zoo grounds after a daylong search. Officials said she had been missing after an intentional tear was made in the mesh of her enclosure.

 

 

  • Leopard goes missing, search goes on for a day, is found on Zoo grounds. They find enclosure was intentionally cut. 

 

 

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Police believe Nova escaped her habitat through a fence opening that was intentionally cut. A similar cut was found at another habitat.

 

 

  • They find that an ape enclosure was also cut intentionally 

 

 

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News comes after unusual activity at the zoo that included one of its clouded leopards missing

 

 

  • A endangered vulture is stabbed and dies mysteriously 

 

 

 

 

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The Dallas Zoo is once again on high alert after caregivers discovered two emperor tamarin monkeys are missing.

 

 

  • Two monkeys go missing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, stepee said:

lol so there’s someone out there just doing weird zoo stuff 

 

You'd think they'd up security! This is all within a few weeks. Local rumors are:

  • Rich people trying to get exotic animals with an in
  • Psychopath who works security
  • PETA activist trying to get the zoo closed
  • Dumb kids
  • Fat people mad the Zoo McDonald's no longer has Zoo theme 
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1 minute ago, SuperSpreader said:

 

You'd think they'd up security! This is all within a few weeks. Local rumors are:

  • Rich people trying to get exotic animals with an in
  • Psychopath who works security
  • PETA activist trying to get the zoo closed
  • Dumb kids

 

*monkey got loose and is saving it’s friends 

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52 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said:

Dallas Zoo McDonald's was this 

 

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Is now this 

 

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I'm actually surprised it's taken them this long to remodel if this is recent. I think it's been at least a decade since I've seen a McDonald's that didn't have the fun, life, and soul sucked out of it so they could make it look like it belongs in an episode of Severance.

 

Also, my guess as to what's happening is this is a whacky plot being devised by an Adam West Batman villain, and they're going to get away with it now that Adam West isn't around to stop them.

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58 minutes ago, TheShader said:

I'm actually surprised it's taken them this long to remodel if this is recent. I think it's been at least a decade since I've seen a McDonald's that didn't have the fun, life, and soul sucked out of it so they could make it look like it belongs in an episode of Severance.

 

Also, my guess as to what's happening is this is a whacky plot being devised by an Adam West Batman villain, and they're going to get away with it now that Adam West isn't around to stop them.

 

They did the remodel last year. Ppl stole the statues during the demolition and you can find them in different yards around Oak Cliff. 

 

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On 2/3/2023 at 12:30 PM, stepee said:

I really want to hear the reason behind the mischief!

 

 

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DALLAS — The man arrested in connection with a series of incidents at the Dallas Zoo, including cut enclosures and missing animals, told police he plans to return to the zoo and steal again if he’s released...

 

 

...... The reason is he loves animals 

 

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29 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said:

 

 

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DALLAS — The man arrested in connection with a series of incidents at the Dallas Zoo, including cut enclosures and missing animals, told police he plans to return to the zoo and steal again if he’s released...

 

 

...... The reason is he loves animals 

 

 

besides vultures???

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