Do you make light of sensual issues?

[stepee]

What’s your attitude like when making love upon your mate? Are you jokey and/or do you laugh during your lovers twirl? Or are you super serious scowling at your lover like batman?

[SuperSpreader]

Yeah 

[stepee]

9 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said:

Yeah 

 

Nice.

[Keyser_Soze]

I joked with her, "Let's not have a safe word tonight" and she just went silent.

 

 

I was just like, insensual, sure. Where I come from, we deal with sensual issues by making light of them

[Fizzzzle]

I make love with Mitch hedberg specials playing in the background. I'll be about to cum and I'll hear "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too" and start laughing. It's like an advanced edging technique

[CastlevaniaNut18]

I might talk about unsexy things and laugh. 
 

We tried making a sex tape back in college, but I couldn’t stop laughing. 

[gamer.tv]

It’s about as serious as I come...

 

[Brian]

 

[best3444]

I never joked while having sex. I laughed one time when I was doing a girl doggy style at the end of my bed. She quiefed really loud and we both starting laughing hard and she fell off the bed and hit her head on my weight bench.

[best3444]

32 minutes ago, Rachel said:

I can’t imagine not joking and having some laughs during sex. Especially when you let a big fart rip on your man while he’s railing you from behind it’s hilarious!

 

Haha! 😄 

 

I literally laughed out loud on that. Much appreciated. 

[Joe]

My brother literally got shit on once during anal. Just felt I had to add that to this thread.

[Biggie]

1 minute ago, Joe said:

My brother literally got shit on once during anal. Just felt I had to add that to this thread.

Was it difficult to clean it off yourself? 

[Joe]

1 minute ago, Biggie said:

Was it difficult to clean it off yourself? 

Actually it was this MILF that he was seeing who had a daughter that was in my high school at the time. I told a friend of mine what happened in confidence and he went up to the girl’s boyfriend and gave him shit for it. Of course the boyfriend told the girl and she went home crying that her boyfriend had told her that her mom got shit on during anal. 

[Biggie]

29 minutes ago, Joe said:

Actually it was this MILF that he was seeing who had a daughter that was in my high school at the time. I told a friend of mine what happened in confidence and he went up to the girl’s boyfriend and gave him shit for it. Of course the boyfriend told the girl and she went home crying that her boyfriend had told her that her mom got shit on during anal. 

So yes?

[Brian]

[stepee]

Saying nobody should do anal and that it’s gross is being biased against a common type of sex amongst gay men and kind of homophobic.

[Biggie]

1 hour ago, stepee said:

Saying nobody should do anal and that it’s gross is being biased against a common type of sex amongst gay men and kind of homophobic.

And?

[Xbob42]

This is why you wipe inside too!

[Keyser_Soze]

2 hours ago, Xbob42 said:

This is why you wipe inside too!

 

From what I understand the professionals don't eat for like a day so they don't give the men brown dicks.

[best3444]

3 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

 

From what I understand the professionals don't eat for like a day so they don't give the men brown dicks.

 

Yep. It takes preparation for the porn industry. They clean their systems out completely before anal.

 

I've never been interested in anal sex but it's not something I frown upon. Stepee made a great point, too. 

[Biggie]

When ever I do anal I usually just wash my hand really good right after 

[stepee]

8 hours ago, Biggie said:

And?

 

Land?

[best3444]

2 hours ago, Rachel said:

You can prep all you want with enemas and skipping meals, and you can STILL get shit on a dick. The chance is always there. 

 

Any porn that I've seen with anal involved I never once saw any signs of shit. Ever.

 

They were extremely clean. 

[Fizzzzle]

16 minutes ago, best3444 said:

 

Any porn that I've seen with anal involved I never once saw any signs of shit. Ever.

 

They were extremely clean. 

The power of pre-shoot douches and not eating for like 36 hours before

[best3444]

Speaking of scat. One of my co-workers thought it would be a good idea to show me a video of about 7 girls all shitting on each other. I was caught completely off guard and told him to never show me "shit" like that ever again. I'm a supervisor too. He's so twisted and fucked up I couldn't even to begin to explain this guy.

 

And no, he isn't a little person with one leg.

[Biggie]

8 minutes ago, best3444 said:

Speaking of scat. One of my co-workers thought it would be a good idea to show me a video of about 7 girls all shitting on each other. I was caught completely off guard and told him to never show me "shit" like that ever again. I'm a supervisor too. He's so twisted and fucked up I couldn't even to begin to explain this guy.

 

And no, he isn't a little person with one leg.

Was it @Brick?

[stepee]

1 hour ago, best3444 said:

Speaking of scat. One of my co-workers thought it would be a good idea to show me a video of about 7 girls all shitting on each other. I was caught completely off guard and told him to never show me "shit" like that ever again. I'm a supervisor too. He's so twisted and fucked up I couldn't even to begin to explain this guy.

 

And no, he isn't a little person with one leg.

 

Did you write him up? Completely inappropriate in the workplace.

[best3444]

7 hours ago, stepee said:

 

Did you write him up? Completely inappropriate in the workplace.

 

He's been written up on multiple occasions. I didn't but I could have had him fired easily. He has a family and I didn't want to completely fuck him over. I just stay away from him and he does the same now.

[gamer.tv]

11 hours ago, best3444 said:

 

He's been written up on multiple occasions. I didn't but I could have had him fired easily. He has a family and I didn't want to completely fuck him over. I just stay away from him and he does the same now.

Do you ever wonder how he acts at home.

[best3444]

He's been written up over racists comments to African American employees, arguing inappropriately with management,  and offensive photos from his phone etc. Nothing ever happens except that the write-ups go into his file for 2 years. If you work for the state it's extremely difficult to get fired. However, if I told them the video he showed me ontop of the write-ups he already has he would have gotten into big trouble. Fired? Probably not but I'm not sure.

 

I used to talk to him a lot because he worked under me and one thing I do know is he loves his wife and daughter. He's a complete asshole at work but I feel confident he treats them well. I've over heard many conversations he's had with his wife and we would speak about how he and his daughter have a great relationship fixing cars. He just bought his daughter a car for her 18 birthday. 

 

Obviously I could be wrong and he could treat them like utter shit when he's actually home. But I didn't want to take things further than I did because if he did get fired that would have been terrible for his wife and daughter. His wife doesn't work because she has severe fibromyalgia. 

 

Anyhoo, we keep our distance now and all is good. I have great people under me now. 

[best3444]

15 minutes ago, Rachel said:

It’s not necessarily about firing him. It’s about a paper trail and making sure higher ups are aware. There’s also an opportunity for education and reform. Even if it’s not a red flag for something worse, it’s still very inappropriate in and of itself. 

 

Believe me, not only are the higher ups aware of how disgusting this guy is, but everyone in the building is aware too. He already has a paper trail and lol at educating this pos. I will refrain from saying anything else about him. It's over with and I know he was shocked and embarrassed when I reacted to the video. He'll never change.

[Biggie]

11 hours ago, best3444 said:

He's been written up over racists comments to African American employees, arguing inappropriately with management,  and offensive photos from his phone etc. Nothing ever happens except that the write-ups go into his file for 2 years. If you work for the state it's extremely difficult to get fired. However, if I told them the video he showed me ontop of the write-ups he already has he would have gotten into big trouble. Fired? Probably not but I'm not sure.

 

I used to talk to him a lot because he worked under me and one thing I do know is he loves his wife and daughter. He's a complete asshole at work but I feel confident he treats them well. I've over heard many conversations he's had with his wife and we would speak about how he and his daughter have a great relationship fixing cars. He just bought his daughter a car for her 18 birthday. 

 

Obviously I could be wrong and he could treat them like utter shit when he's actually home. But I didn't want to take things further than I did because if he did get fired that would have been terrible for his wife and daughter. His wife doesn't work because she has severe fibromyalgia. 

 

Anyhoo, we keep our distance now and all is good. I have great people under me now. 

I wouldn’t fuck with him. Could be our next AcTiVe ShOoTeR. After @Brickofc. 

[CastlevaniaNut18]

I finally got fed up with a coworker’s bigoted comments and reported her. She wouldn’t listen when I tried to talk to her and kept doing the same shit. I’m mildly surprised she kept her job, given her unapologetic and victimized reaction, but she transferred to another unit, so maybe she’ll do better there. 

[Biggie]

You know what I dislike more than a bigot? A snitch. 

[CastlevaniaNut18]

Toxic coworkers are worse, but hey, we can't expect any decency from you.