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Jeff Passan just murdered the patriarch of the Wohl family of grifters.

I hate those 10:00 am starts. Too hard for me to watch.

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Los Angeles Rams | Defector DEFECTOR.COM There are certain teams whose championship window opens and closes all in the span of a single season. The 2018 Rams were one such team. You and I know it. Their opponents certainly know it. The Rams themselves are the only people who don’t. Holy shit this letter written by a fan: Let’s talk about Enos [Stan’s real name] Kroenke. His parents named him Enos because they recognized at his birth that he was defective in character and wanted him to always have pig farming as a fallback gig. In his press photos, Enos looks like a man who cosplays Inspector Gadget and jacks off in playground bathrooms. Did you know Enos also owns Arsenal and is widely reviled in England? Sure, the fans hated him plenty before his push to move the team into the European Super League, a move so nakedly motivated by avarice that Bernie Madoff watched the ESL announcement from prison and promptly died in peace knowing that at least he wouldn’t be the greediest fucker in hell. His son Josh Kroenke is the director of Kroenke Sports Enterprises, so we know that there is yet another failson to continue the family legacy of graft. You think Stan has a bad moustache? Check out Josh’s look that screams “Those grocers will HAVE to sell me beer!” The two of them will end up buying a college sports program outright and branding the unis with ads for a daily betting site without irony. The Rams traded their 2022 and 2023 first-round picks for Stafford. Meanwhile, Jared Goff (cost: 2016 and 2017 first-round picks) is still owed $25MM against the cap this year. Todd Gurley is still getting paid and Eric Dickerson is clamoring to get him back on the squad, despite the fact that Gurley’s knees are so full of pudding that Bill Cosby is sniffing around the training room looking for an endorsement deal. Andrew Whitworth is a 39-year-old left tackle and his last day in the NFL will be spent on his knees as the assorted parts of Matt Stafford are violently littered all over the backfield. Their $5 billion new stadium will bear witness to the pageantry and spectacle of 9-8 records for the next decade. Fourteen-dollar beers will be sucked down by the drunken Raider fans in the stands who can’t follow their own team to Vegas because their ankle monitors will ping if they leave the state. The new logo looks like the backdrop for a sassy new LA morning talk show with Whoopi and a bunch of Orange County Karens yelling at each other about woke culture. It says a lot that the Chargers are more interesting than this shitbox circus. The Rams have defined “middling” since getting pantsed in the Super Bowl and that will be the last game they play in February for many, many years. Pack this team up in leaky crates and send them back from whence they came. Also, fuck Jeff Fisher with a canoe.

My hearing has gotten so good; I can be in the middle of fighting a massive horde of supermutants in Fallout 4, earphones plugged in, my wife next to me watching a show, and I can still hear when my baby cries. 10 months old. It goes fast.

Good for him! I hope this young kid makes it as a pro.

Why should we waste lives and money trying to bring democracy to Afghanistan when the South desperately needs democracy?

Wow.

Seriously. They are all lunatics who have been marrying their cousins since 1066. The British ruling class has the intelligence of an inbred dog seized from an illegal puppy mill.

A vaccination record is the mark of the beast but non-stop posting on a device and app that tracks your every movement isn't. Got it.

I've got that Arby's commercial voice in my mind. "Republicans: We have the paste."

When I was in high school we used to play HORSE with a BB gun. The loser would get shot. Little did I know that getting shot by a BB gun would make me a hero like the valiant cop up there.

They just don't learn.

A lot of the Bishop Sycamore "kids" were actually adults, former JUCO players lol.

Jesus. I hope someone called CPS for the last one.

Dumbasses.

His Curb Your Enthusiasm episode was an all-timer.

This is pretty fascinating.

The media has washed DeSantis's balls so many times.