thewhyteboar

These dumbfucks keep dropping like evil and malicious flies.

The base was right in downtown Seoul! There were bus stops 5 feet from the wall. But sure, Afghanistan is the same thing.

I can't handle all the dumb fucking takes. Just look at this: To compare troops in Afghanistan to troops in Korea??? Like, I've been to the main base in Seoul. I took a dance class there with my wife and had an adequate Philly cheese steak at a restaurant there. I had a Thanksgiving dinner there once with friends. I don't believe I'm getting onto the Kabul army base so easily. All the dumbfucks who were wrong about Afghanistan and Iraq in the first place continue to be given airtime and newspaper columns. If there were any justice in the world they'd be strung up by their thumbs.

Evangelicals are awful people.

Seahawks turn. Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Seattle Seahawks | Defector DEFECTOR.COM And now for something completely different: PENGUIN SKULLS. CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE. Fuck hating all these other teams. From now on, all I wanna do is talk about how the Seahawks are run by the penguin skull lady, who apparently screams at the help anytime she misplaces precious pteranodon hides that she had mercenaries excavate from the wreck of the fucking Lusitania. All so the gals in her bridge club can do crafts with them. “Amy is so tired of beads. That’s why I paid hired goons to loot the Larsen C ice shelf for bones of mysterious provenance!” The best supervillains are the ones you never expected. Smuggled penguin skulls. Fuck. I wonder where the skulls are now. Wtf. I'd never heard that.

Kids are good.

Back the Blue* Blue Lives Matter* *Does not apply if the cop is black.

Damn.

Our country just fundamentally can't work if one party is mainlining crazy pills.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesuz. The vaccines are harmless. They don't Jacobite.

There have been so many bad Covid takes, but this one: is just so spectacularly wrong I'm surprised his phone didn't self-destruct like a tape from Mission Impossible.

Let me try to follow the logic train here: The virus isn't real. The virus is real and it's a weapon made by China to hurt us. The virus is real and so weak that we shouldn't worry about it we can go on with our lives. The virus is real and so strong that only the Trump Vaccine can save us. The vaccine isn't real. The vaccine is more harmful than the fake virus. The vaccine is more harmful than the weak virus. The virus is real and can harm us but the vaccine doesn't work and the only thing that can help us is a dewormer medicine used on horses. Did I get all that right?

The "facts don't care about your feelings" crew sure love to live in a fantasy land where superhero Trump solves all the world's problems and goes back in time to convince their fathers to tell them that they loved them.

Washington's turn: Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Washington Football Team | Defector DEFECTOR.COM You can make a case—and every fucking pregame show and local radio broadcast will attempt to do just this—that things have changed for the better in Washington. They have not. You know why. Meanwhile, everything behind that façade of clean white walls and PR meat shields will remain putrescent. Nothing Ron Rivera says matters. Nothing Jason Wright says—he’s the 20th consecutive guy to come in to Ashburn and say, “Dan has changed!”—matters. Nothing Tanya Snyder does during her husband’s six-week non-suspension matters. Nothing, not even some refreshingly inoffensive nickname that’ll be unveiled in an eight-part ESPN documentary series, makes a fucking difference. This team is still absolute scum. Snyder is still a horrible person who deserves to live at the bottom of a prison toilet. And the six fans remaining are all still pissy that their favorite team isn’t openly racist anymore. It’s all a fucking lie, and I hate it. If you buy into ANY of this rebranding, if you really think anything is different, then I’ve got magic beans to sell you. Fuck you and fuck anyone who goes along with this club. I want to watch it all burn. I look forward to the day Snyder dies more than I look forward to the day Henry Kissinger dies. This team is a domestic war crime. Drop a fucking train full of napalm onto it. Oof.

Nebraska. Someone smarter than me edit that to say Nebraska.

I need more diamonds so I can reunite my homeboys Achilles and Patroclus.

The Children of Atom are real.

The money shot from a really good thread:

I listened to Good Riddance the other day. Now I need to get back into the game.