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Does this movie feature clearly straight men tanning their testicles with UV pillars?

Well, he was white and beating his wife, so my concern for HIS safety is kind of not there at that point.

I thought O’Keefe was discredited and that news thing he was apart of got shut down?

Yeah, Trump got inducted in 2013 and the Mania crowd BOOED him when he came out on stage. He was part of the show for a little back in 2007 where the iconic gif of Vince saying this came from: Shoot comments that aren’t supposed to be shoot comments.

A guy was beating his wife on my lawn and the cops were taking their sweet time. I had to improvise knowing that cops are a LITTLE racist.

True story, one Christmas Eve some drunk party goer and his wife were having a drunk argument outside my house, where he proceeded to start hitting her (turned out they were both drunk, her much more so). I called the cops explaining the situation. Nothing for at least a half hour. I’m not about to intervene because I’m not about to fight some drunk dude on Christmas Eve. I call again, lie and say the guy is black and carrying a gun. Within five minutes there were multiple cop cars at my address.

The DLC was great if you did it early enough to make use of the bike.

Not the same situation, but I ended up buying Breath of the Wild TWICE, preordered the Switch version without thinking that it might be hard to get a Switch opening night. Didn’t get a Switch until November that year, so the Friday release day I ended up buying the Wii U version digitally. I regret nothing!

Hilariously enough, Arnold supposedly has statues of all the former Soviet leaders; from Lenin to Gorbachev.

Rewrite the Gaston song to be about Ganondorf.

Seriously, is the plot of this game “Ganondorf arrived and all the women (and some of the men) of Hyrule want to fuck him?”

Holy shit. Yeah, the next month is going to be HELL waiting for this to come out.

My brother in Christ, I’m begging you, stop doing this to yourself. Every time you feel the need to visit a Fox News page, watch a Harrison Ford movie instead.

My man, was this English?

Yeah, Brian Cox thinks method acting is lame (and he’s right, it’s fucking LAME).

My dating life is so boring right now I’m almost jealous of the kid.

They’re losers. Stop wasting your energy being angry at them. Live your life.

Surprisingly not. They let their stuff get used in Abrams Star Trek. It was basically a running gag that Kirk was a Beastie Boys fan.

Trying to understand the Fox News Cinematic Universe is like:

So you’re telling me it was wrong when I did that after my priest asked me too?

I remember thinking “oh great here they go giving the team the half time motivation to win the match” and instead the video of Nate ripping up the sign actually goes to make the team TOO aggressive and sinks them further into the hole. Also, are they establishing that Nate also has a crush on Rupert’s secretary in addition to the woman at the restaurant?

I’m enjoying it so far and I’m glad to see that it’s a hit.

It never alarmed me more in hindsight than realizing we were teaching kids in the FIRST GRADE about how Jesus was tortured to death.

Why is Texas a state?

Here’s the thing: He won ONE election, and it was mostly due to people being either complacent or “eh, what’s the worst that can happen?” Three years since the end of that presidency, people are seeing the effects of that presidency. Three Supreme Court Justices that HE appointed overturned a woman’s right to choose, and threatened to overturn more than that later (gay marriage). This past midterm was supposed to be a bloodbath for the Dems, and yet all the Republicans were able to do was BARELY get the House back, while the Dems were able to GAIN seats in the Senate. He’s done nothing but cost Republicans huge wins since he became their party leader. People are exhausted. They saw what four years of Trump was; bullshit, controversy, childish antics, a grown man playing on Twitter all day, America being a constant embarrassment on the world stage. Plus, we saw what happened when it came time for him to actually handle an actual emergency; the 2020 pandemic that was only supposed to last a month. No one wants to take a chance of putting him in the White House again.