LazyPiranha

Well this movie just got unexpectedly interesting...

You know, I'm generally opposed to the death penalty, BUT... ...all I'm saying is this dude could get his money if we sold tickets to this couple's public execution.

"Fuck you I got paid" probably.

To be fair, that is more or less exactly what the first trailer pretty directly implies, and I am loathe to agree with AG on.. anything?

What they need to do is bury the past, kill it if they have to and make Star Wars a genre instead of the holy grail of man children. People got way too involved and obsessed with their space wizards and now look where we are. Some dipshits out there are staring letter writing campaigns and lobbying for the funding to remake a movie all because someone with a pussy came within a hundred yards of it. Burn it to the fucking ground.

I swear that dude is cursed.

Yeah, but how exactly do you know until it happens again or doesn't? I mean, you run a business. If some guy you hired forced a female employee to watch him jerk off in the projection booth, would you EVER rehire him? How long would it take, and what would you need to see to be convinced that this guy wouldn't do it again?

My dude, have you SEEN Christ's abs?

When something is that fucking bad, it tends to stick out. Ask me about the rest of it, like why Catwoman is doing shit and I've got nothing. You fight Mr. Freeze in a really annoying way I think?

Heh. Look, all I'm saying is that Batman is literally going to let Gotham burn to the ground by having everyone get infected because he's too interested in chasing after his main squeeze until Alfred uses the parental lock on his shit and makes him do his homework.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Star Wars is fucking stupid. It's been stupid from day one. It never made sense, even the original trilogy didn't make any sense. Some middle management chode talks shit to Darth Vader's face and mocks his "ancient religion" as if it wasn't the dominant force in the galaxy when he was just learning to shave. Luke is hidden from his father by being put on his home planet, with his own family, and they don't even change his god damn name. Obi Wan claims he'll become more powerful, which apparently means he gets to hang out with Luke and watch him get scolded by a puppet. It's all space opera bullshit and meaningless fluff. The sooner people embrace the fact that Star Wars has the narrative consistency of a paranoid schizophrenic's journal, the better off everyone will be.

Business... how does that work? Eh, the Arkham games are massively overrated. I enjoyed Assylum, but City got tedious and I really, REALLY disliked where the story went in that one.

Good, because the first movie was typical J.J. Abrams all style and no substance. It's a lazy re-tread of A New Hope.

Milk is delicious. I drink it straight from the carton to establish dominance over my household.

Time to buy my seventh copy of the game.

How does it feel knowing your thread title is almost instantly wrong?

Creepy baby mayo or gtfo...

You can't fight hate with hate, that just gives you more hate. You can, however, fight hate with parabellum lead.

Co-op single player and wave based survival please.

I enjoy crocs that aren't the traditional design. I've got croc sandals that don't look like crocs that are great.

Very interested in it, but just can't justify it at the moment. Shame Switch sales don't come around as often as Steam.

I love this stupid account

Brookstone will always have a soft spot in my heart because the one in my local mall always had a demo hammock set up so I would lie down in it while my parents shopped. Later in life, I appreciated the lengths they would go to pretending they weren't selling you a vibrator. "Hop in the shower and feel your tensions melt away..."

Ness and Sness. If an acronym spells an easy word, you say the word. It's why you say A T M and swat.

Someone decided to take something that people liked and wasn't a status symbol, gave it an air of cool, and now they're laughing all the way to the bank.