LazyPiranha

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If the answers aren’t “in the ground” and “no, they’re dead” in that order then I don’t fucking care.

Maybe the first sign Trump wasn’t bulletproof was when he lost his own reelection?

I also have stayed in New Mexico for too long. Here’s to a speedy recovery.

Of all the questions raised by the plot of ghostbusters, “why does no one remember them” is the least concerning. It’s like asking why Indiana Jones is still a womanizer when he has experienced the literal wrath of god. Who cares?

Yeah, lots of kids got the old Sir Osis of Liver gag back then too.

My hopes for REverse are non-existent, but you could have made the same argument about the development of 7.

God damn, who built and installed your windows and do they have a US visa?

Netflix makes films and tv shows, two areas that are relatively well covered by trade guilds and unions. Game making doesn’t enjoy anywhere near that much protection, it’s probably cheaper for them overall.

I give it a month before they cite sharing Netflix accounts as a crime and point to NYC as a hotbed.

Step one: wait for south to secede Step two: immediately declare them a hostile enemy force Step three: drone strike every chud politician then every confederate monument for the lulz

A better border wall than Trump ever built that’s for sure.

If we’re going to talk about plot holes in Looper and NOT bring up scars suddenly showing up in real time then what even is the point?

I’m not saying you’re wrong about the amount of sodium in a beyond burger, I’m saying that if you’re putting practically any noticeable amount of salt on your ground beef it’s essentially a wash.

390mg of sodium is less than 1/5th of a teaspoon of salt. If you’re putting less than 1/5th a teaspoon of salt on a burger patty you aren’t seasoning it. If you’re putting 1/20th of a teaspoon of salt on your burger you’re just whispering the word salt in its general direction.

I mean…

I like champagne. I don’t understand the obsession with the rare/expensive stuff but I’ve had good champagne that was very enjoyable.

Wade more on his game than Sony confirmed.

Yeah, I’m not exactly a food scientist but I thought dripping fat burning and causing smoke was… the point?

Aces didn’t suck it was just a multiplayer game that had a weirdly long and poorly thought out single player mode. Online multiplayer when it game out was good, challenging, and easy to find matches. I really had a lot of fun working through online tournament brackets and it was short enough to not be a burden and long enough to feel like you had an actual go with someone. Yeah if you wanted Virtua Tennis with Mario it was a let down, but that’s never what these things are. Mario Kart is always going to suck if you go in expecting Forza with a different look.

BRB, fabricating some tenuous connection to the Clintons so I can be internet famous when this happens.