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You become dictator. What do you do?
GeneticBlueprint replied to legend's topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
See my edit. -
You become dictator. What do you do?
GeneticBlueprint replied to legend's topic in The Political Re-Education Camp
First I would install some sort of big brother apparatus that's functionally equivalent to the one in 1984. Then: Criminalize several distasteful behaviors: Three strikes you're out (first a warning, then a $100 fine, then permanent lifelong solitary confinement) Referring to Frankenstein's monster as Frakenstein Getting enjoyment out of anything "ironically" Referring to a Mazda Miata as a sports car Trying to pay your total at a retail store with a check Two strikes you're out (first is a $100 fine, second is the firing squad) Chewing with your mouth open Taking up two "lanes" on the sidewalk by not walking in a straight fucking line like you've got some purpose in your miserable fucking life. FUCK. Not returning your shopping cart to the cart return Having your shitty music audible to the public around you in any form One strike you're out (Judge Dredds get to put a bullet in your head on the spot) Changing lanes without signaling Tailgating a car that is going the speed limit or above Having a short haircut and asking to speak with the manager Saying "literally" when you mean "figuratively"? No problem. The Judge will literally kill you. Decriminalize some inoffensive bullshit: Marijuana I can't give an exhaustive serious answer so I just made a list of things that I saw, heard, or happened to me and irritated me in the last week. -
Shit for reals? Thanks!
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But you still typed an 'M' in lower case?
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I picked up Wolfenstein: The Old Blood and Wolfenstein: The New Order for $10 each. Probably should've grabbed the Stellaris expansions instead. Fuck.
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[serious] who is the greatest pornstar of all time?
GeneticBlueprint replied to johnny's topic in The Shower
That one named Debbie who did all of Dallas supposedly. That should count for something. -
Movies The Last Jedi is now on Netflix
GeneticBlueprint replied to legend's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
We all deserve some mental bleach now. (NSFW) -
Movies Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
GeneticBlueprint replied to TwinIon's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
The movie accepts with itself that it is not good and plays into several tropes for that reason (including that opening scene). I can give it props for that even if I don't enjoy it. -
Bit too much of a gray haze for me. The posts pop a bit more in Xbox IMO.
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I used what's labeled as "classic" but switched to Xbox yesterday and I like it.
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Movies Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
GeneticBlueprint replied to TwinIon's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
JP3 is not good. But it leans into its trashiness and accepts it. So it has that going for it. -
Movies The Last Jedi is now on Netflix
GeneticBlueprint replied to legend's topic in The Performing Arts Centre
Yeah. That's literally the only part of the movie I don't like. I love the casino itself though. -
Sicario: Day of the SOLDADO - 6/10 I watched this late last night and it was okay. I fell asleep for a bit partly due to boredom and partly due to being tired. This movie is definitely going to give MAGA chuds permanent erections though. Islamic suicide terrorists start pouring over the Mexican border in the opening act.
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And then when will the double Ds start their series?
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- disney
- a star wars story
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