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Premier League will be insufferable this weekend.

Imagine being in a foxhole and seeing an enemy grenade land near you with a waifu sticker on it. What an embarrassing way to go.

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He is not going to win.

The coke one or the meth one?

Watermelon at peak ripeness with a little sea salt is definitely one of the top taste sensations of all time.

Rural America, man.

How expansive is the definition of 'dish'? Because sandwiches or tacos make the most sense given the extent to which you can iterate within those categories, but if we had to be more specific, I think a humble rotisserie chicken with stuffing and a vegetable would be my choice.

It's my blog now, bitches

From Friday, a pizza place at a little town in central PA near the NY border that we escape to every once in awhile for some R&R. They do this weird thing with their pizzas and make little breadstick knobs out of the crust. The reason why has never been explained to us (nor is it listed on their menu) but it's a fun little thing. The pizza is decent, not great but at least good enough that we always get it when we are in town.

First game of the season and also I couldn’t care less, all that matters is that all of that WV trash had to drive home mad lmao

I worked two summers; I was shocked they took me back for the second one since I called off the Black Friday in between (the MOD was flabbergasted when I shrugged off their anger; also I wasn’t actually sick I just didn’t feel like working it).

Manchin's the Paul Bearer to Brandon's Undertaker.

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE LMAO

A whole lot of Italian discrimination happening ITT

Chicken Romano.

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Big brain Donny straight up giving the game away.

One year after his first infection (almost to the day) my FIL caught it again...He's staying home but otherwise not secluding himself (everyone else in the house is vaccinated and testing negative- for now), and my wife's family continues to insist that she come over today to celebrate her mother's birthday. Absolutely baffling.

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Thread title should just be ‘The Whole Goddamned Planet is Fucked’

What a fucking chyron.

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