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Bacon

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  1. Dang, trailer 2 really sells the game. For the first few seconds I was put off by the Xbox 360 3D indie game graphics, but the gameplay looks fast and fun. It's just, no matter how good it is, I can't see myself paying a AAA price for a Metroidvania. It may have 3D graphics, but you still move in 2D. $40 bucks is the right price for this game based off this trailer. When there are games like Hollow Knight, Blasphemous, and Salt & Sanctuary for half the cost or less, the price of Dread($60) seems a bit much. Unless it is a massive upgrade to the genre it just won't be worth the price. It would need to be significantly longer with out getting boring for one thing. Time is Money even in video games. And ultimately, your abilities probably won't be anything... How do I say this? New? Nothing you haven't seen before in these styles of games. A lack of innovative abilities. Just because they are new to Metroid, doesn't mean they are new. And I am really only saying all of that because of the premium price tag. I mean, the game looked really good in that trailer. The action looked fast paced and satisfying. It looked really good for $40. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the best non-prime Metroid since Super Metroid. So, I'll get it but maybe not for years because of the price.
  2. Now you're just the Saints Row that I used to know.
  3. Never been so titled by a season finale. Show was really good. Really needed more Loki magic tho. Main Loki was just using "green force" powers. I get we can't get Old Man Loki levels every episode, but it was lame that Loki was more Jedi than God. Still, Old Man Loki powers made be blow my load. But that fucking cliffhanger just left a major sour taste in my mouth simply because it was a cliffhanger. You don't need cliffhangers Disney. We sheep return as often as you say your characters will. If I had known it was a cliffhanger I would have just waited until season 2. Also, I thought the whole final episode was off. The dialogue with He Who Remains felt super stretched out. I really don't care if it was really "masterful acting" but He Who Remains felt like he was over acting. I literally can't see any reason for the characters to believe he was telling the truth. When Loki believed him I couldn't believe it. In what fucking timeline does Loki believe a guy who talks like that? It seem so unreal I was waiting for some final twist like Loki wasn't even real and this was all in his head or something. I don't care if that was how the viewer was supposed to feel or whatever. I hate that whole final bit. That whole final "zone" or whatever also felt so Marvel in a bad way. The moment they entered the mansion and the stupid clock appeared I let out an audible sigh. Thought Renslayer was pretty shit. B-15 and Mobius were pretty great. genderbender+selfcest is a patrician-tier tags. I read a Porn Manga where a guy had the girl version of him appear in his bathroom. She is from a different universe where their lives were basically exactly the same, and even have the same scar and metal state. The only real difference is that their father is bald in one universe but not the other. Eventually, the fuck each other, and then somehow the guy ends up going to the girl's universe where it turns out, despite their life events been nearly identical, the girl is from a fantasy earth with dragons and giant flying bugs that people use instead of cars. She also lives in a floating city. It was a good porn manga.
  4. I don't give a fuck about flirting. All flirting is cheese so it doesn't count. And I don't trust those times cuz RE2 is old. 100% if you went in blind with RE2 and then Blind in RE2make with zero knowledge of RE2, RE2 would take longer. EDIT: outside of those shitty flirt scenes I don't remember any action cheese similar to RE4 in RE2make. Game seemed to do the straight man like 90% of the time.
  5. No way Leon A was shorter on the N64, and I didn't say shit about RE2 been cheese. I don't think RE2make is cheesy as all. At best it is slightly hammy. But I really don't care. All I care about is the cheese levels in RE4make and I thought RE2make had very low levels of cheese.
  6. Could be good, but I didn't really like RE2make(it was alright) and RE3make just seemed lacking(streamlined for those who like it) in many regards. While RE4 has parts I don't care for, I don't want cut content like the two newest remakes. Won't pay 60-70 bucks for remake that is shorter than the original. And the RE4 cheese is what made that game an instant classic IMO. My very first internet handle was ResidentEvil_fanboy because of RE4. I really can't be happy with a remake that isn't classic RE4 turned up to 11. But, I do understand(or at least this is my understanding) that these remakes are more for rebooting the franchise than it is to actually remake the game.
  7. Somewhat similar to this. Not exactly, but close enough. I googled fat guy facial hair.
  8. So, you're saying she cheated on him because he wasn't The One?
  9. Bethesda fuckin NEEDS to put a free copy of Skyrim in TES6. They will have achieved peak meme lord god-tier if they do. No company will ever be able to top them.
  10. Man, you gotta stay in the hops tail for that long? Shit is crazy. If you can and if you haven't, make someone get your switch or something.
  11. @stepee you make it home or are you still in the hospital?
  12. @stepee when you get your "I got ran over" money make sure to buy me a new PC before you spend it all.
  13. I think I got two year books ever, and the only one I know I still have is the middle school one.
  14. WTF @Xbob42 I was just reading a thread about triple triad on reddit, and in that thread there was a link leading to a guide that explains same and plus which was posted by you!
  15. I was expecting something a lot more metal from that title. I wasn't expecting Indiana Jones and the Temple of DOOM (1993)
  16. It is usually the last thing I do before I go to sleep or the first thing I do when I wake up. I also have the rarer "I have gamed too hard for too long so let's take a break and fap."
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