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Bacon

Professor of Porn
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  1. Again, not ashamed, but maybe I should be. I don't even like pop-country, but this is a pretty great song tbh ngl
  2. I literally asked you a question and you didn't answer it L poster
  3. Yeah. I said in the help desk that not even I use updoot. Now that I think about it, I should have requested it to be deleted after October, but
  4. Yeah. Even I don't use it. I just wanted it to be the "like" button but stupid. True is way better anyway.
  5. And in the dream 2 other kids and I hadn't done... something, and were then told if we needed to do bonus work to boost our grade. Realistically, I was the only one who need a boost to their grade so I was the only one assigned the bonus work. My 7th grade teacher was a cool guy, so he gave me a simple assignment which was, "Why does Hollywood use cadavers?" It was weird even in the dream, but I actually answered on the spot in front of the whole class. What I said in the dream, I shit you not, was, "Isn't it to, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, show the beauty and, uh, fragility of mankind?" I can't remember exactly what the teacher said at that point other than him calling me a "flowery sop" with a smile on his face. And then I woke up.
  6. There isn't one. Not even pizza or bacon or smoked ribs. I mean, all of that is rich food, but plain food would be easier. Like, I could eat rice every day. I'd get sick of it, but it is something I could turn into a habit.
  7. wrong I never understood the people who eat elbow/tiny tube noodles with a fork. Like with Kraft. I get a big ol fuckin' spoon and shove that shit into my mouth. Same with small shells.
  8. I was taught how my dick worked in 5th. All the boys in the school were called to the gym where we watched an informational video and were given a pamphlet with diagrams and everything. I mean, it was more about how your parts function and to not be worried about natural shit like erections and wet dreams than it was about sex. In middle school and high school I had mandatory sex-ed classes that taught various things and such things like the only safe sex is no sex and all the horrible stds that can turn dicks into something that looks like cauliflower.
  9. The first two ex's weren't bad to pug. Never got around to doing ex3, but I figured I should do ex4 before the savage tier due to the 1 week delay because I know everyone and their brother will be trying to pug that and there will be less players overall attempting the ex. I don't really do enough content to get a static either.
  10. I mean, doing the fight is fun in its own way. The 5 clears I have done in total felt great to clear. I just wish the other players had more commitment to clearing the fight. I'll never understand how you can see enrage and then claim, "sorry, gtg. glad to see enrage ( : " You have made it to the final stage of the fight and all you need to do is down the boss. How can you just leave? And when one person leaves, other people leave for no reason. Just stick around you fucks.
  11. Shit took me like 10 or more hours to get of near constant play. I am not the greatest player, but holy shit some of these fucking people are brain dead. I didn't see a clear on EX4 until like 7.5 hours of prog. I hit enrage pretty early on in all. But the issue is that almost every time a group of mine hit enrage someone suddenly had to leave. This happened many times. So I was constantly having to join new parties, and every time we were actually close to killing the boss people would quit. It was so damn frustrating to have to join new parties over and over again when the boss was dead next pull or so. To make it worse, I swear these fucking people are omega liars. I kept joining groups that had made it to at least phase 3 of the fight, but these dumb motherfuckers were fucking dying to the stupid stack mechanics that would happen before the fight was even halfway over. They would either die to enumeration, which is very tight 2-man stack mechanic, or the fuckers would fuck up the stack mechanic where the healers and DPS had to head south away from the tanks who will flare out damage based on proximity. Don't get me wrong, mistakes can happen. I made mistakes. Twice I went to the wrong AoE-spread positions. I don't even really know why. I just fucked up. But the issue is people just kept making the same mistakes over and over again even in different parties where the players had claimed to have progressed far into the fight or even enrage. Shit is annoying.
  12. I usually don't have morning wood. If I do it usually goes away within minutes I feel. I have woken up with it almost painfully erect and when that happens I just rub it out real quick and I'm good to go.
  13. I never pee or poop with the lights off except for the few times a light went out.
  14. YOU RAT BASTARDS WE WERE SO CLOSE TO KILLING EX4 FUCKING UNPLANNED MAINTENANCE (it was planned but I didn't find out until today)
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