Vitalsign Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I've reached the age of 45. Some of my younger friends, one who is 31, likes to talk about sex with his wife. What once would sound exciting now sounds exhausting and a huge pain in the ass. He has yet to know the joy of a Metamucil bowel movement and a 1 wiper. I pity the young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 WB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: WB Vital is like herpes, never truly goes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I wish, instead of having to poop, the body would break down everything into urine and we'd piss away our waste. A vestigial asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 I miss you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Also just ask for a blumpkin, honestly. God @Vitalsign is rusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 just here imagining a conversation between VitalSign and some guy who is 14 years his junior talking about fucking his wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Sounds like you just have/had a shitty sex life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 5 minutes ago, Brick said: Sounds like you just have/had a shitty sex life. Hey no need for personal attacks. Everyone can’t be a fucking beast in the bed like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitalsign Posted November 3, 2022 Author Share Posted November 3, 2022 13 minutes ago, Brick said: Sounds like you just have/had a shitty sex life. Show me what good fucking looks like and I'll show you how to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Vitalsign said: Show me what good fucking looks like and I'll show you how to shit. This sounds like PCCB talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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