Chris-

Have you had any pepperoni rolls yet?

I can only imagine what the inbox for that email looks like.

NYT, Washington Post, WSJ (through school), Defector, and a pledge to my local NPR station.

Same. @Joe is my friend on both Facebook and LinkedIn, so he would probably find out and he is free to report as much.

Thank you! You are too kind. I'm in but only if I can have some fun too. Happy birthday! Treat yourself, even if it's just getting some nice take out. Thank you!

English dub trailer is out. If you don't already know, watch the trailer and take a guess at who is voicing the heron. Then look up who it really is.

JEALOUS

So the only difference is the lettuce and sour cream or do you modify them in other ways?

Is Taco Bell meat essentially the only meat you eat at this point?

I’m guessing your order is three spicy potato tacos, a bean and cheese burrito, and a sugar free Baja Blast.

Not my style!

34 It's my birthday on Sunday, so I'm doing a weekend of what I want! Tomorrow we are getting breakfast burritos, going to a bookshop/cafe, then going to a brewery. No definitive plans for Saturday as of yet. On Sunday we're meeting a friend at our favorite pub to watch the Liverpool match, then at night we are getting dinner at a jazz club. Might be a few more things thrown in there but that's the plan as of right now! See above. This is correct! Though we won't be going too hard on account of being old and already decrepit. You know it! This is the way. It was a foregone conclusion. Actually yes, because I think it is repugnant (I hate American cheese).

GO

LET THE MAN COOK

Potentially selling my car today and downgrading to one between me and my wife, and even though it makes all the sense in the world I still have a nagging worry about the loss of convenience...Given our working situations (we both work remotely and if/when we ever need to go into our offices, we are a 10-15 minute walk from downtown), lifestyle (we rarely need or use both at the same time), and the car's value (plus savings on insurance/parking) the pros heavily outweigh the cons, but car culture is a bitch to deal with!

Wade: I have brought a virgin's heart to satisfy the demands of the Mayan death god Mictlāntēcutli. The Taco Bell employee:

I could eat through a Costco sized tub of peanut butter filled pretzels in like 2 days if I threw all caution to the wind.

Never. The difference between YouTube TV and my old Xfinity package is only like $20/month - and I no longer get local sports which is a bummer - but I just cannot fucking stand dealing with their customer service. It's absolutely miserable, and the ability to easily cancel/change my account is something upon which I place a significant premium.

Looks pretty good.

My impression so far: finally, America has its Evaganelion!

Visual evidence is a mandatory in this instance.

Go on

I’ll buy it for you if you live-stream yourself cooking* mac and cheese. *must include a roux

All this thread is missing is some shameless begging and then it will be a classic Bacon thread.

Haven’t had a chance to watch yet but I can’t wait!