stepee Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Give me three good reasons why I should and TWO good reasons why I shouldn’t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 20 minutes ago, stepee said: Give me three good reasons why I should and TWO good reasons why I shouldn’t! 1. She was a looker in her younger years. 2. She was Catholic and had 6 kids so she knew what she was doing in the bedroom. 3. She had a heart of gold. 1. She died in 2018. 2. She’s dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 22, 2023 Author Share Posted December 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Biggie said: 1. She was a looker in her younger years. 2. She was Catholic and had 6 kids so she knew what she was doing in the bedroom. 3. She had a heart of gold. 1. She died in 2018. 2. She’s dead. Hmm these are good data points and I will take them into consideration, thank you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 You sick twisted fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 I like you waaaaay too much for you to encounter my mom in a platonic fashion let alone a sexual one. Woe unto your rod sir… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 1) Not sure you're getting much action 2) Not sure you're getting much action 3) Not sure you're getting much action 1) Talking about banging someone's Mom was borderline in high school when it was potentially a late 30's MILF, doesn't hit the same way when talking about a late 70s woman 2) You're never going to meet her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 23, 2023 Author Share Posted December 23, 2023 Idk I just really like retro stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Rich retired dude banging gilfs? Sounds about right to me 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, stepee said: Idk I just really like retro stuff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 23, 2023 Author Share Posted December 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Brian said: Rich retired dude banging gilfs? Sounds about right to me All the ads about banging grannies have finally gotten to me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Okay, I'll go bad reasons first: 1) she's been dead almost 5 years 2) when when she was alive, she was the definition of "don't stick your dick in crazy* Good reasons: 1) it's not like the dead care what you do to them. I would rather by a sex doll, but you do you 2) ... Actually nevermind, there is only so much nasty shit I'll say even as a joke, and I feel like I already got there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 +1 for the dead mom club 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 My mom is 84 and just...no. NO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 I will add that growing up my best friend had this SMOKIN mom. She was young too and would dress so hot. I remember tons of "sessions" thinking about her. She turned into an alcoholic and divorced but good times while it lasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 7 hours ago, TheLeon said: +1 for the dead mom club +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 12/23/2023 at 4:53 AM, TheLeon said: +1 for the dead mom club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 1. I could be your son 2. she’s loaded like you 3. She had 5 kids so she’s got moves 1. She’s retired from cooking, cleaning, and most basic life functions tbh 2. she’s got her own leg issues up to you dad @stepee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 26, 2023 Author Share Posted December 26, 2023 Just now, Brian said: 1. I could be your son 2. she’s loaded like you 3. She had 5 kids so she’s got moves 1. She’s retired from cooking, cleaning, and most basic life functions tbh 2. she’s got her own leg issues up to you dad @stepee This actually sounds pretty good. Right now it’s between yours or Biggie’s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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