CitizenVectron Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 The Truth Behind the Amazon Mystery Seeds From China - The Atlantic WWW.THEATLANTIC.COM Why did so many Americans receive strange packages they didn’t think they’d ordered? It wasn't brushing (replacing expensive orders with something cheap to scam people), and it wasn't biological warfare. It was...people forgetting that they had ordered seeds. I'm serious: Quote The reporter discovered that one of the people whose experience provided the strongest indication of brushing had actually ordered seeds during the start of the pandemic as a hobby and forgot about them due to the stress of what was going on that year; the seeds remained stuck in transit for months because of Chinese pandemic lockdowns. The reporter then reached out to other recipients, and discovered that basically everyone who cooperated with him by looking at their Amazon history had orders for seeds in their order history, dated to about the same time. Quote It's just that nobody knew the seeds were sourced from a cheap Chinese wholesaler and were confused when seeds they bought and forgot about arrived months later with incorrect labeling and coming from China, combined with the social/mainstream media panic about Evil Chinese Biowarfare Seeds. People literally ordered seeds, forgot about it, and then when they arrived made a big panic about Chinese warfare seeds arriving in America. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 That's amazing. I had jumped on the baking bandwagon and gained a bunch of weight because of it that I still haven't shed. Maybe gardening would have been better for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 That is fucking incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 1) Manufacture COVID-19 2) Release into the world 3) Distribute malicious seeds ordered through doxxed accounts 4) Install microchips into unsuspecting populace via vaccines 5) Via 5G, reprogram the memories of a now suggestable, vaccinated populace to convince them they bought seeds in the first place 6) Seeds are for the fungus from The Last of Us, zombie apocalypse is imminent I know spores aren't seeds, don't fucking @ me, I want to sell this to Alex Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. And I just binged Ted Lasso! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 That's just what they want you to think! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Donald Trump Angrily Slammed Golf Club Into Bag, Hit His Head and Asked if His Caddy Did It Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 This is just perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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