Would you rather be forced to become a us senator and toe the republican platform line or explode from the bomb that explodes if you don’t comply?

[stepee]

bomb

[gamer.tv]

I mean, I’m not adverse to being corrupt and soulless soooo

[CastlevaniaNut18]

I have a conscience, I'd rather explode than hurt so many innocent people.

[Bacon]

I mean, you didn't say I have to do a good job. Make bank with bribes and build a nice PC and stream on twitch. 

[Dodger]

Do I get the paycheck and that sweet government healthcare a regular senator gets? Because I don’t mind being a terrible person for that kind of money.

[Fizzzzle]

Why be alive when you could just die

[TheLeon]

You could do both, waiting until you’re in a great position to blow up.

[Jason]

18 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said:

I have a conscience, I'd rather explode than hurt so many innocent people.

 

You can just pay someone to shitpost on social media for you, it's not like you have to actually DO anything as a Republican member of Congress.