LazyPiranha

“Years past” as in when I was a child/young adult? Sure. As in yesterday? Nah.

I can’t fathom anyone with money watching this fuckwit embarrass himself on the regular and decide putting money in his company is a wise decision.

It was a joke to Lowtax too, right until it wasn’t.

Can we just have the fight with no stakes anyway, as a treat?

I mean, isn’t everyone?

To think I used to believe that MGS and the whole nationless army thing was stupid.

He ties his wheelchair to the back of his car and it naturally tries to flee from him as any mobile object would.

Apparently the first Advance Wars released in the US the day before 9/11 which means that my internal calendar of what happened when is just fucked beyond belief.

I don’t think it was ever a guarantee, Valve has a habit of releasing a piece of hardware as a curiosity and then abandoning it forever because they heard keys jangling in the other room.

I’ll agree that the ending didn’t ruin the movie because it was ok at best even before the ending. It did however ruin the title.

There’s absolutely no way they’re approaching US Vietnam losses in half a month.

Even if you accept that he has a moment of reflection on his actions at the end, the entire thing is completely undermined by him being the savior of humanity and also blowing them all to hell with a grenade the second he comes to that conclusion. Sure I’m a monster but, you know, omelettes and eggs and all that noise…

Re-litigate your legacy from the bottom Hudson.

Wait, I’m confused, I thought it was the vaccine that made balls huge?

Russia bath lotion poisoning: Number of dead rises to 58 WWW.BBC.COM The number of Russians who have died from drinking bath lotion rises to 58, local media reports. Alcohol can’t be that good

Planks are valuable. They’ll have to walk off a pile of Rubles.

Who needs to wank in the theater when the batman is giving you that sloppy toppy.

So… Have people been lying to Putin about the shape of the military for years and this is a surprise or was this a known problem and he just doesn’t care because he feels it will be won through attrition?

Good. Now do us.

Also seems dubious that Ukraine would just cede 2/3 of their coastline, but what do I know.

Paddington 3 should just be 90 minutes of a bear affably dodging the hunting attempts of a Russian poacher.