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Derek

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  1. Microsoft named their console after Sir Mix-A-Lot's incredibly large penis and, oddly enough, they named their company after mine.
  2. Even though it is a prequel series to 'Breaking Bad', it was/is actually filmed after the 'Breaking Bad' filming had ended and the series concluded. That is why the character looks older in it.
  3. They should've just had him in the next Fast and Furious movie. Like a Paul Walker replacement, but instead of a car, you know, he runs fast.
  4. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/tennessee-man-accused-of-dipping-testicles-in-customers-salsa
  5. I'd really like some more aaa original titles. I'm still playing the switch, but it's all ports of mobile games or remakes of 8+ year old games. Kind of disappointing.
  6. Nothing funny. Nothing controversial. I didn't watch them last year, so maybe they were this bad. I don't know why I have it on.
  7. Is Bruce going to do situps with a broken back in order to escape an inescapable pit and save Gotham?!
  8. I just subscribed. Played the first level of Super Mario 3. Turned off the Switch.
  9. I remember a time when a topic like this would receive multiple pages of discussion here and mostly dominate the news. It's depressing that everyone is so used to these stories now, it's barely a blip in the day. Even the forced gun debates seem forced.
  10. Is this game still fun now that kids aren't walking over cliffs or into traffic anymore?
  11. It was ok. I don't know why she was there, but I liked seeing Mindy in the episode. Mac blowing loads in the Dennis sex doll was funny. And speaking of Mac. He got friggin' ripped this season. “No one knows what’s going on with Mac. He’s fat, he’s skinny, he’s regular. It’s a cry for help.”
  12. Getting a blow job while GIVING a blow job?! That's win/win no matter how you slice it.
  13. Nintendo is like that Uncle that used to insist on taking pictures of you in your bathing suit, even during winter. You question his motivations and intentions, but you still love him.
  14. Hopefully it's part of some sort of negotiation. Like you give SR 5 (or whatever new Deep Silver game) a switch release if we agree to sell your 7 year old game for 30 bucks. Or they're just trying to pay off creditors.
  15. https://people.com/movies/inception-michael-caine-reveals-ending/ Mystery solved! Or maybe it was solved years ago... I dunno. Xoxo
  16. I disliked most of the Andy and Erin goofiness towards the end. I was never a big Erin fan to begin with. I probably could've done without Nellie, too. EDIT: I'm not sure what season or episode, but one of my favorite intros was when everyone was trying to remember if Stanley had a mustache or not.
  17. We used to watch movies together. Now we have a baby on the way.
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