Jump to content

Bacon

Professor of Porn
  • Posts

    22,949
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    14

Everything posted by Bacon

  1. Let's just jump right into it. Brisk Mango Fiesta It's fucking kool-aid. I don't hate kool-aid but I didn't want kool-aid. I almost never want kool-aid. Shoulda just got the blast. 1 out of 10. Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos I thought this was significantly better than the regular crunchy taco. I don't know if it is because of the shell, but the seasoned beef seemed to be less seasoned. It still tasted the same, but not a strong and that alone reduced a lot of the negatives I had with the previous taco. I give it a 7 out of 10. Cheesy Gordita Crunch In the words of Dave Grohl, "I've got another confession to make". Until this item, I have had lettuce removed on both the Crunchy Taco and the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos. I am not a fan of lettuce without some kind of dressing. And since the Gordita had ranch on it, I kept the lettuce. And yeah, lettuce kinda sucks. But it wasn't bad, it was just like, I got a taco and a salad at the same time. Like, it doesn't turn into 1 flavor. Like a Cheeseburger tastes like I'm eating a cheeseburger and not a burger and cheese. And here I felt like I was eating a salad and taco, not a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. You get what I'm saying? And like with the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos, I thought the beef was better this time. Still, even with lettuce.... 7 out of 10. Cuz honestly, it was just basically the same thing as a regular taco. The lettuce isn't really lowering the score either. What really could have improved this is the amount of cheese between the two shells or whatever. There was only enough cheese to glue the two together. Nothing more. Now if they put as much cheese on there as the Quesadilla then this would be truly elevated. Double Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito I shouldn't have gotten this. I shouldn't have saved it for last. It's too much. It was overkill. It is an entire meal for 6 bucks. I should have gotten this thing solo. I was only able to eat half. Taste wise, it was the best thing I had by far. I'll give it an 8 out of 10. One of the sauces in it tasted like Doritos, even more than the Dorito taco. The steak, well, I wouldn't call it steak, but it has a very familiar tasted. Not bad, but not a taste I would ever expect from something called steak. I almost want to call it pork-ish tasting. But like cured spicy pork. Something like in the pepperoni or salami range or maybe like one of those little sausages or maybe it was turkey. Either way it tastes like some kind of meat snack, dry and aged. It wasn't bad just not what I had in mind. You could also taste how cheesy it was. Part of it did taste like Mexican grilled cheese. If I ever have to get Taco bell again this is what I'd get assuming it would still be on the menu. Oh, and I saw a video review saying it tasted mostly like the steak and sauce and that there was no real cheese taste and the red chips and rice were overpowered by the other flavors, but I don't think so. At least not in the one I had. I could taste pretty much everything. Taco Bell With all that said, I doubt I ever get taco bell again. Even with the higher scores, it really is just all kind of meh. All of this tastes like stuff I could have at home but the stuff at home would be better. The pricing can be pretty good tho. That burrito feels like a steal when up against other fast food joints. It was fucking jam packed and pretty hefty. You just have to like the way it tastes. I really wouldn't recommend Taco Bell to anyone. I would never be the guy who says "hey, let's get taco bell" but I could eat it if everyone else was. Based on the few things I have had now from Taco Bell, I give Taco Bell a 5... out of 10. Maybe one day I'll still give the chalupa a go but I doubt it.
  2. This is the guy with the Calvin icon? I just remember him trolling the SWTOR threads if that is him.
  3. Not really. I mean, in HS at times maybe, but my friends and I we pretty honest about that kind of stuff and it was one of those things that were bought up in conversation. With me being the fat friend of the group I was probably the one who bought it up. To this day I have never had anyone say I'm a smelly lad. If they thought I was tho, I'd prefer them to tell me. Kinda like, "hey bro, you kinda be stinky-stinky right now, might wanna get cleaned up." I would not like it if Billy whipped out his megaphone and told everyone tho.
  4. Well there is no perfect game that is for sure. At least not in that time range. When it comes to MMOs FFXIV becomes as perfect as you can get at a certain point, but it certainly isn't perfect. So many engine limitations, and the world being segmented and having invisible walls is not my preference. What I want to say is the most truly perfect game I can think of period is Halo 3 but that isn't the past 10 years. I guess DOOM Eternal would be the game I consider most perfect but it still isn't perfect tho.
  5. I don't even know what that is
  6. Bacon

    I got Domino's

    It is by far the best chain. I just think it is over priced sometimes and they have been really skimpy on the toppings lately so I don't get it unless there is a deal going on.
  7. Bacon

    I got Domino's

    http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
  8. Bacon

    I got Domino's

    Pizza Hut and Cicis Pizza are the exceptions. They are unforgivable sins. They caused global warming and elected the presidents you didn't like!
  9. Bacon

    I got Domino's

    Listen, there is only room on this board for one person with shitty food opinions. You need to stop right now. Fuckin cursed opinion.
  10. Bacon

    I got Domino's

    So do I, but that's 16 bucks for a one topping pizza whereas domino's is literally half that for 3 toppings.
  11. Bacon

    I got Domino's

    Never even 'eard of it
  12. Bacon

    I got Domino's

    Out of the big 3, Domino's is by far the best. I don't get it often because it isn't amazing and there are other smaller fast food pizza chains that are better but Domino's is the King of the Shitters.
  13. I mean anything is a game and watch if it tells time and plays games and only does those two things.
×
×
  • Create New...