stepee Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Creating this thread for Wade to provide more details on what started the fight and how it went down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 It all started as I was strolling in a park, minding my own business, when this large goose strolled up to me and started honking at me in aggressive manner. I immediately demanded that this insolent water fowl cease and desist in its actions lest they result in fisticuffs, but the iniquitous creature mockingky ignored my request and approached me threateningly. Of course, at this point I raised my fists and declared, "Very well - let's have a go at it, shall we?" The perfidious beast lunged at me with its beak and I neatly sidestepped its initial strike before taking a swing at its skull which failed to sufficiently connect. The dastardly avian continued to lunge, peck, and withdraw in an effort to confound my attempts to end this bout in my favor. After about 10 minutes of this mutual futility, we both agreed to call it a draw to preserve our respective senses of honor. I bid my adversary, "Right - that was quite the tussle, eh? Well played, sir. Well played indeed!" And we both set off on our ways. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Yeah, that Goose will be back. You are marked for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 On 8/7/2020 at 3:38 PM, Emperor Diocletian II said: It all started as I was strolling in a park, minding my own business, when this large goose strolled up to me and started honking at me in aggressive manner. I immediately demanded that this insolent water fowl cease and desist in its actions lest they result in fisticuffs, but the iniquitous creature mockingky ignored my request and approached me threateningly. Of course, at this point I raised my fists and declared, "Very well - let's have a go at it, shall we?" The perfidious beast lunged at me with its beak and I neatly sidestepped its initial strike before taking a swing at its skull which failed to sufficiently connect. The dastardly avian continued to lunge, peck, and withdraw in an effort to confound my attempts to end this bout in my favor. After about 10 minutes of this mutual futility, we both agreed to call it a draw to preserve our respective senses of honor. I bid my adversary, "Right - that was quite the tussle, eh? Well played, sir. Well played indeed!" And we both set off on our ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, Jason said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 So it was basically this with a goose instead of a Mexican dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 I will have more to say about this situation at a later time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted August 8, 2020 Author Share Posted August 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Chris- said: I will have more to say about this situation at a later time. O_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 ATTN: @Emperor Diocletian II Just who in the hell do you think you are, engaging with my compatriots? You picked the wrong water foul to fuck with, pal. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 In a head-to-head fight I would fare well against Wade, however if he greased himself up the lack of body hair and lubrication might make him too difficult to handle, thus it is an imperative that I make the first strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Chris- said: ATTN: @Emperor Diocletian II Just who in the hell do you think you are, engaging with my compatriots? You picked the wrong water foul to fuck with, pal. If you're allies why are you standing 30 feet away from them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 16 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: If you're allies why are you standing 30 feet away from them? I was establishing a protective perimeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 12 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: If you're allies why are you standing 30 feet away from them? He's the minority group so they sent him to die first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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