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I hate shitting. I enjoy no aspect of shitting. The only positive of shitting is feeling like I no longer have to shit. I wish humans evolved in such a way that shitting was no longer a thing. I don't mean that I wanted humans to evolve into something that instead just kept all their waste in their body, just that either our bodies were even more efficient and that stuff didn't need to be left behind for us to shit out or that our bodies broken converted all waste into piss that we just pissed out. Of course we'd need to be able to be able to store more piss in our bodies as well. 

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1 hour ago, Bacon said:

I hate shitting. I enjoy no aspect of shitting. The only positive of shitting is feeling like I no longer have to shit. I wish humans evolved in such a way that shitting was no longer a thing. I don't mean that I wanted humans to evolve into something that instead just kept all their waste in their body, just that either our bodies were even more efficient and that stuff didn't need to be left behind for us to shit out or that our bodies broken converted all waste into piss that we just pissed out. Of course we'd need to be able to be able to store more piss in our bodies as well. 

 

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On 8/22/2019 at 4:53 PM, Bacon said:

I hate shitting. I enjoy no aspect of shitting. The only positive of shitting is feeling like I no longer have to shit. I wish humans evolved in such a way that shitting was no longer a thing. I don't mean that I wanted humans to evolve into something that instead just kept all their waste in their body, just that either our bodies were even more efficient and that stuff didn't need to be left behind for us to shit out or that our bodies broken converted all waste into piss that we just pissed out. Of course we'd need to be able to be able to store more piss in our bodies as well. 

You just need to eat more greens to enjoy it 

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