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I might have a Chinese takeaway tonight and be disappointed by how rubbish a) English Chinese food is b) how the vegetarian options are somehow even worse

We’ve been down the ‘blockbuster’ route and I’ve been putting a bid in for the Super Mario Movie since about the 20th.

So I’m summary, triangles and maths is the answer?

It’s a shame that DKR hasn’t been brought back with online multiplayer.

No, just 4K LED. I can’t bring myself to buy anything too nice with a 3 year old pottering about. This will hopefully see us through for the time being and then, maybe next time around, we can go luxury.

I know I’m going to have a fair few drinks today and whilst I never buy anything drunk…hungover purchases are a different matter. We need a new TV so I’ve got my eye on a 50” Samsung and it might make sense to also get Spiderman and Pikmin 4 to celebrate that fact.

3rd dungeon down in Minish Cap and it’s amazing that 2004 Nintendo game can feel so much like a great 2023 indie game. I’ve used a guide a handful of times, not because the game is ever hard, but it’s nice not having to overthink parts of the game (not the puzzles, more some of the obscure parts of progression). Again, Switch Expansion pass is well worth it and I’m wondering just how many GBA, GBC, and N64 games I’ll play through over the next year.

It’s been ages since I played a rally game (V Rally 99), but there was a stone I loved a racing game- but that also coincided with having hours of free time.

I’ve been playing Minish Cap and I’ve completed the first two dungeons. Game is wonderful and for someone that likes the more traditional Zelda, is a great, modern feeling version of the formula (compared say with GBC games which feel a bit too close to Links Awakening - and the unnecessary challenge of them). I think I’ll finish this and then play through Metroid Fusion as HLTB tells me its only 5 hours. After that, I’ll grab a few Switch games I want and balance them wit God of War.

The premise I love and the tone - but the jank (and the saving system) killed the first game for me. Give me that odd tone, the weapons, the setting, photography etc but complete remove any aspects that aren’t player focused/design choices that inhibit gamer fun.

I’m guessing it’s a secure ward for mental health.

Fire Emblem: Three Houses Metroid Prime Remastered Resident Evil 4 Remake Spiderman: Miles Morales Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart Super Mario Wonder Wonder is fucking great, just really, really great. There’s a person out there who has this as their first side scrolling Mario game and they’re a lucky person.

You aren’t wrong.

I’m always surprised by the complete and utter nintendofication of Japan. I know on the grand scheme, it’s not as important as a region as it was 20 years ago but still…

I can neither confirm or deny this. However, if you put us side by side you could make a very easy guess.

When I was 16 I was in a music video for a local band where my opposite co-star has since been in Les Mis for a 3 year run and plays Elsa in London.

It helped having a lot with us, but seemingly each adult did a similar thing so even with presents, toys, food, the odd fast track it wasn’t horrific. Though in reflection, most sites say to bring £1500 for a 3 day trip…which I think we all ended up doing.

I mean, firstly what a wonderful trip. I went with my wife, daughter (3), sister, brother-in-law and niece (5) and everyone had a mega fun time. There’s always the feeling that you’d like more time, but apart from two rides, we did everything we wanted to do. My favourite, subtle win however has been budgeting a stupid amount of money, just in case, and returning with maybe half of it? It did help that a lot of our trip was prepaid (food, hotel, transfers, flights, entry), but still - not a bad way to enter 2024. We think we might look to go to California in 5 years time so that’ll be fun! Also probably just enough time to save up to go at either Christmas, Easter, or over the Summer.

Control can indeed fuck off. Even on Agent I’ve had to restart 5 times due to varying degrees of mid-90s gaming bullshit. (Natalya running into a crate that was blowing up, being swamped by grenades, going back through a door and essentially soft locking myself from the game, dying by being knocked from one bullet to another). I’ve played some Super Mario Wonder as a palette cleanser and it’s just great - but I’m vaguely determined to finish GoldenEye and then start on either Minish Cap or Metroid Fusion.

But that was mainly as games were less than an hour in length to complete- the longevity came from having to repeat a cycle multiple times until you’d mastered a stage/level/game

Right, someone make a thread/poll asking for ages.

Does this mean I’ve won?

I know it’s a ridiculous service, but the Expansion Pack on Switch is just great. GBA and N64 alone make the entry point worth it and even if the controls occasionally suck, it’s just great. Also, Jungle on GoldenEye can fuck off, worse as the next level is Control.

Now, you don’t have to outright tell us - but which state is he most closely aligned to?

I won’t lie, when you’re on top of things, the 13 weeks of holiday is spectacular. When you’re not, it’s still a welcome respite and time to catch up.