Slug

Aw thanks pal.

Our play calling was weak in the 2nd half. I really thought we were gonna let all come back there. Gg man. Now we can be friends again.

That's because one of their key performance metrics is drive-thru wait times. Part of their annual review/ratings/evaluations is going to be MTTR on drive-thru customers. The powers that be don't know when someone walks up to the counter inside, but they do know when a car has pulled up to the window and so a clock is ticking. It's the same reason that during busy times or if you have a large order fast food people will ask you to pull up to a spot; it's so they can mark you as "done" to lower their average times.

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It's what we do. We were also the first team Detroit finally beat after their 0-16 2008 season. We're streak busters.

Apologies for the delay in getting the post up. Busy week. Deadline is tonight! Get your entries in!

WEEK 6 MOCK GAMBLING - SPREAD AND QUESTIONS DEADLINE FOR WEEK 6 ENTRIES - 10/12/2023 (Thursday) 20:14 EASTERN THREAD WILL BE LOCKED AT THE DEADLINE SO GET YOUR ENTRIES IN! Week 6 Feature Game Baltimore Ravens (-4.5) @ Tennessee Titans (Remember you are betting against the spread, not just the outright winner) QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Ravens TD, Ravens FG, Ravens safety, Titans TD, Titans FG, Titans safety, or other? ($300 for the correct call) 2) Who will score the first TD in the Feature Game? By "Score" we mean, "the guy holding the ball in the endzone" so only pick a QB if you think it will be a rushing TD by him. ($300 for the right team) 3) Name a player that you think will break a long run in Week 6. If that player is in the top 3 longest runs of the week you win. ($400 for the right answer) 4) Washington Commanders @ Atlanta Falcons - Over or Under 42.5 total points? ($200 for the correct answer) 5) Call the winners: Minnesota at Chicago Seattle at Cincinnatti Detroit at Tampa Bay ($200 for each correctly named winner, $500 bonus if you hit all 3) Good luck! ### Example Answer Post and MY ENTRY ### Ravens for $500 1. Ravens FG 2. Henry 3. Brian Robinson 4. Over 5. Chicago, Seattle, Tampa Bay #####################

Nobody can cast thewhyteboar down from his seat atop the mountain as he stays in first place through every week of the season so far! As the first 3rd of the NFL season wraps up this week, will he be able to maintain this momentum as cooler weather descends on the League? ########## Week 5 Results ########## Week 5 Feature Game - Dallas Cowboys (+3.5) @ San Franciso 49'ers The Cowboys got absolutely rolled by the Niners Sunday night, with a final score of 13.5(10+3.5)-42. Bets on San Francisco win. QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Cowboys TD, Cowboys FG, Cowboys safety, 49'ers TD, 49'ers FG, 49'ers safety, or other? ($300 for the correct call) Purdy hit Kittle with a 19 yard touchdown pass in the first to start off the scoring. Guesses on SF TD get it. 2) Which team in the Feature Game will commit the most (accepted) penalties? ($200 for the right team) This one is a wash as both teams committed 6 accepted penalties each. Nobody got this one. 3) Name any two teams that will combine for LESS than 28 points total. ($300 for the right answer) If you named two, you got it. But you didn't. 4) Thursday Night Football: Which team will have the longest single scoring play? ($200 for the right team) The Bears took out the Commanders handily on Thursday night with the nail in the coffin being a 56 yard DJ Moore touchdown reception for the longest scoring play of the night. Guesses on the Bears get this one. 5) Call the winners: Houston at Atlanta Tennessee at Indianapolis New Orleans at New England ($200 for each correctly named winner, $500 bonus if you hit all 3) Slug was the only player to hit all three picks to earn the bonus! ######### LEADERBOARD ######### @thewhyteboar - $3,900 @Commissar SFLUFAN - $3,600 @Brian - $3,500 Slug - $3,200 @AbsolutSurgen - $2,400 @Kal-El814 - $2,300 @silentbob - $2,300 @Keyser_Soze - $2,200 @best3444 - $1,900 @BasemntDweller2 - $1,800 @Biggie - $1,300 If you think I mathed wrong, let me know. ########## THE SEASON ######### Week 1 & 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 ############################### Week 6 Feature Game and Questions follow this post!

I'll fight you on Quake though. OG Quake was legit fun.

Welp.

Dick Butkus didn't even want to watch this game.

Truck is loaded. Headed down from NJ to DC here in about 30 minutes to start tailgating.

Deadline is tonight! Get your entries in!

WEEK 5 MOCK GAMBLING - SPREAD AND QUESTIONS DEADLINE FOR WEEK 5 ENTRIES - 10/05/2023 (Thursday) 20:14 EASTERN THREAD WILL BE LOCKED AT THE DEADLINE SO GET YOUR ENTRIES IN! Week 5 Feature Game Dallas Cowboys (+3.5) @ San Franciso 49'ers (Remember you are betting against the spread, not just the outright winner) QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Cowboys TD, Cowboys FG, Cowboys safety, 49'ers TD, 49'ers FG, 49'ers safety, or other? ($300 for the correct call) 2) Which team in the Feature Game will commit the most (accepted) penalties? ($200 for the right team) 3) Name any two teams that will combine for LESS than 28 points total. ($300 for the right answer) 4) Thursday Night Football: Which team will have the longest single scoring play? ($200 for the right team) 5) Call the winners: Houston at Atlanta Tennessee at Indianapolis New Orleans at New England ($200 for each correctly named winner, $500 bonus if you hit all 3) Good luck! ### Example Answer Post and MY ENTRY ### Niners for $400 1. Niners TD 2. Dallas 3. Dallas and Chicago 4. Washington 5. Atlanta, Indianapolis, New Orleans #####################

thewhyteboar stays planted in the top spot on the leaderboard as we move into Week 5! With a very tight board it's still anybody's race! ########## Week 4 Results ########## Week 4 Feature Game: Detroit Lions (-1.5) @ Green Bay Packers The Lions get the job done in Green Bay by a score of 32.5(34-1.5)-20. Bets on Detroit win. QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Lions TD, Lions FG, Lions safety, Packers TD, Packers FG, Packers safety, or other? ($200 for the correct call) The Packers kicked things off with a 34 yard field goal in the first. Guesses on a GB FG get it. 2) Which team in the Feature Game will have the most combined rushing yards? ($100 for the right team) Detroit and it wasn't even close (211 yards rushing to only 27 for Green Bay). 3) Name any RB that will have over 100 yards rushing in Week 4? ($200 for the right answer) 8 running backs broke the century mark in Week 4. If you named one you got the cash. 4) Which team will win the time of posession battle on Monday night (Seattle @ New York). ($100 for the right team) The Giants held the ball for 12 minutes more than Seattle, winning the time of possession 36:00-24:00. They just didn't do anything with it. AbsolutSurgen was the only player to get this one. 5) Call the winners: LA Rams at Cleveland Put down literally anything for the first pick here. Pittsburgh at Houston Miami at Buffalo ($100 for each correctly named winner, $300 bonus if you hit all 3) Despite the first pick being a gimme because of my fuck up, only Kal-El814 hit on all 3 picks to earn the bonus! ######### LEADERBOARD ######### @thewhyteboar - $2,700 @AbsolutSurgen - $2,400 @Brian - $2,400 @Commissar SFLUFAN - $2,300 @Biggie - $1,600 @silentbob - $1,500 Slug - $1,400 @Keyser_Soze - $1,200 @Kal-El814 - $900 @BasemntDweller2 - $600 @best3444 - $500 If you think I mathed wrong, let me know. ########## THE SEASON ######### Week 1 & 2 Week 3 Week 4 ############################### Week 5 Feature Game and Questions follow this post!

Fuuuuuuuck. We did better than anyone expected, but losing a close one like that always hurts.

Ben Franklin was all about those long distance booty calls.

People can have the same picks...

You type too fast. :P Yeah. I typed the wrong team. Pick #1 is now a gimme because I fucked it. All players: Put whatever you want for pick 1 of Question #5. You got it correct yay!

I type'd the wrong team. Everyone gets the first pick correct because it's too late in the week to change it now!

Deadline is tonight! Get your entries in!

RE: Topic question - Yes. That's what all of college football is.

WEEK 4 MOCK GAMBLING - SPREAD AND QUESTIONS DEADLINE FOR WEEK 4 ENTRIES - 9/28/2023 (Thursday) 20:14 EASTERN THREAD WILL BE LOCKED AT THE DEADLINE SO GET YOUR ENTRIES IN! Week 4 Feature Game Detroit Lions (-1.5) @ Green Bay Packers (Remember you are betting against the spread, not just the outright winner) QUESTIONS 1) What will be the first scoring play of the Feature Game? Lions TD, Lions FG, Lions safety, Packers TD, Packers FG, Packers safety, or other? ($200 for the correct call) 2) Which team in the Feature Game will have the most combined rushing yards? ($100 for the right team) 3) Name any RB that will have over 100 yards rushing in Week 4? ($200 for the right answer) 4) Which team will win the time of posession battle on Monday night (Seattle @ New York). ($100 for the right team) 5) Call the winners: LA Rams at Cleveland Put down literally anything for the first pick here. Pittsburgh at Houston Miami at Buffalo ($100 for each correctly named winner, $300 bonus if you hit all 3) Good luck! ### Example Answer Post and MY ENTRY ### Green Bay for $100 1. Packers TD 2. GB 3. Brian Robinson 4. Seattle 5. Browns, Steelers, Bills #####################