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“If you want to destroy my sweater… pull this thread as I walk away”: Time to check Trump Tower!

What does everyone’s favorite Jew think about this? “Sure, he wants to kill me and people like me, but he’s also pro-life.” No wonder his “wife’s” vagina is so dry.

Dammit, this was the gif I was trying to find!

I jokingly gave Kanye credit at the time for making Swift a huge star in that moment.

I saw my first Mastriano ad where people who served with him talked up his service. One ad over the course of several hours. He must REALLY be broke.

It’s weird to say, but I remember when he ran on stage during the Grammys and ruined Taylor Swift’s moment, and JAY LENO of all people was the one to basically talk sense into him. That episode of the Tonight Show where he got Kanye to break down and cry because Leno had the balls to invoke his dead mother was rough to watch at the time.

Oh no!

Oh geez, it gets worse:

Imagine trying to paint Biden in a bad light for CARING about his son:

Nah, he fucking sucked. Guy was so monotone. That’s EVERY John Wayne flick right there.

This SHOULD lock it down for Fetterman, but Philly has this weird subset of people that are Cowboys fans for some stupid reason.

It doesn’t get said enough how much John Wayne sucked as an actor and as a human.

Genuinely one of the best things I’ve seen today, and the visual of her downing the beer is the ultimate fuck you to these giant man-babies:

I’ve said it before, but Kim needs a restraining order. There’s a really good chance he’s going to snap one day and off her and the kids when she dates someone that’s not Pete Davidson.

I thought the Kardashians were all powerful, can’t they get this guy locked up in an asylum or something?

Geez, that shit was depressing to read.

Chasing down one black jogger versus murdering 300 puppies. I tell ya, Fetterman still seems like the sane choice here.

One day I’ll get one.

Why do they keep making Hunter Biden seem like the coolest guy ever?

The premise I keep pitching is that Niles and Daphne’s kid is now a teenager by now and he’s EXACTLY like Martin. In the finale the two of them were scared that David would end up either being like Frasier and Niles (for Daphne) or end up like Daphne’s brothers (for Niles).

Is it weird that I can’t wait for Ben Shapiro‘s rant on this?

It’s funny, that whole shit show reminded me of the fight between Joffrey and the stable boy that Arya was sword playing with, where it didn’t even matter that Joffrey was being a shit, one of the wolves and the stable boy needed to be killed for it.

For shits and giggles I think I might actually get a framed poster of both movies and have them side by side at my place.

Another great example. His shit treatment of his kids is why Donald’s older brother drank himself to death.