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“Tell them your name.” ”My name is Reek, Lord Brandon.”

Hitler also wrote his books.

In the two years since Trump, I kind of forgot all the insanely petty tweets aimed at blue states whenever they had some type of crisis going down.

Chuck Todd continues to be a waste of human skin, a living embodiment of a dunce cap: “Impeach Biden for what?” is the follow up question that should have been asked.

Lol, good old Maggie KNEW he had taken shit:

The brain worms are spreading: George presses him further to get him to admit it, but Jesus Christ these Republicans are gimps.

James is killing the children! Lara Trump suggests children are dying of cancer due to Letitia James probe WWW.NEWSWEEK.COM "Who knows how many kids have died unnecessarily thanks to her investigation and her vitriol and hatred for anyone with the last name 'Trump,'" Lara Trump said.

Nah, I was drunk when I bought it, saw it fake immediately, and then spent the next two hours scouring the streets of Philly trying to find the guys who sold it to me.

Hey, don’t knock it till you try it. I got a full belly and my cold got knocked out after making this.

Hey man, I’ll never mock anyone who gets duped. I once spent $60 on weed, except it wasn’t weed, it was some ground up pine tree branches. Not even fucking oregano. Pine tree branches. Actually, no, that’s hilarious. But if you’re getting duped by redstatesoldierhillaryclintonisthedevilbuymypillow.fart, you deserve to be mocked.

Trenta Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher, light ice.

The call was coming from inside the (White) House:

Bunch of fucking liars just want to tear down a hardworking veteran:

Nah, he’s legit. Just listen to him talk, he definitely sounds like a lot of my dad’s friends who used to smoke it.

I can’t believe that moron was President for four years.

Meanwhile, poor Doug has no money. This video is hilariously pathetic:

It’s always Hillary’s emails.

Lol, sure klan, of course you worked on a construction site:

Disband that shit. Space Force was such a dumb name.

Republicans usually only pull out when they expose themselves to little kids. Otherwise Republicans never pull out, whether it’s war or in the bedroom.

No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's vortex’s as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no storm in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley And they'll tell you whose path they prefer to be on!

Oz getting desperate to the point where he accidentally did something that might be good (in the “city” of Kensington): …but honestly, it screams photo op.

How long until Sheriff Joe’s “work camps” make a comeback, but for migrants?

WHOA. I do not remember this.

Lol the good Christian thing went out the window in 2016 when they were totally fine with Trump not being able to name a single Bible verse.