We knew this was the answer in September but instead we had to go and fuck up the messaging. And we only broadly approved boosters right as 5-11 was gonna be approved, very smart!
lol this gets better too, I was trying to see if Hillsdale was regionally accredited or like a Phoenix type of scam and Wikipedia didn't have that, but it did have this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsdale_College
Well now we get to wait two weeks and see what happens. Hopefully it's already been around long enough that it's everywhere and just hasn't really affected the numbers--although I do wonder if this is what was behind the numbers jumping enough in Europe recently to spark new rounds of lockdowns before omicron was known about.