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To be fair, this is my thread dedicated to the Frank Stallone classic song "Biggie Rock'n". So, there's that.

Oh, yeah. Rappin 'bout them titties out in California, and shit. You know what I'm sayin.

You know who was a great rapper? Kid Rock, baby. Oh yeah. Nobody will admit it, but he was Frank Stallone 2.0 in his day

Ah hell, I thought it was a Frank Stallone song I was quoting This dude's good too, though. He's gonna be a star, I can tell.

I wasn't being serious when asking why people share. Hence my also sharing. No need to explain why you joined in But seriously, y'all need jesus. Or proctologists. Or proctologists named jesus (what? He's a nice guy, came up from Acapulco to practice his craft, don't judge).

I remember the first disc being shorter than 2, but I'm just floored about the length lol If this were a Jeopardy question, I absolutely would have guessed 4-6 hours. I must be forgetting entire sections of that stuff in Midgar lol

Biggie, @Biggie, Biggie, can't you see?Sometimes your words just hypnotize meAnd I just love your flashy waysGuess that's why they broke, and you're so paid (uh) Such a catchy song. Takes me back (🎶do do doooo doooo🎶)

Didn't come in here trying to score anything, but just wanted to say that this is something I have missed in my time away from D1P (that I know everyone noticed and was emotional about, but it's ok because I'm back now). The pure, unadulterated, X-rated generosity porn that you are all known for. Giveaways happen all the time on this board, it's extraordinary. I think I saw a thread where everyone contributed to buying someone a PS5! (talk about missing the boat there... ), and even helped someone relocate from an unsafe location. Best forum on the internet. Hands down. So anyway, carry on D1P! You guys rock

No way. That was seriously around 20 hours in the original game? For real? wow...time moved much differently back then. I'd have never guessed that.

Interesting! And here I thought it was basically just note for note with the original aside from graphics & combat. Well, fuck! Now I have to get a PS5...the wife is gonna kill me (because of the hooking, not the PS5. Probably.).

A gentlemen never shits and tells, Jason. A gentlemen never shits & tells.

Graphics, violence, all looks good as expected. I think I got too old for fighting games though I enjoy from afar these days. I always laugh though when they show stuff like the x-Ray of Johnny Cage's ribs being sliced apart and then he grabs the guy and starts throwing him across the room. Good times, Johnny

How far did part 1 go? I heard a while back that it ended when you left the city, but I don't recall leaving the city being very far into the original game, maybe 4-6 hours (though it's been ages since I played it & could be wrong). So I'd assume that would be a weird place to stop.

Bring part 1 to Xbox you cowards!!! Or, I could get a PS5 I guess, and Final Fantasy 7 is my favorite RPG Kinda gaming poor at the moment though. Guess I gotta start hookin it. In the meantime, Rebirth here looks pretty amazing!

Goddamn, this thread is 7 pages long. Why do you people share this type of stuff? So anyway, I had my gallbladder removed in 2010 because I got bored with it. Or maybe it just stopped functioning, I can't remember which. But ever since then, my system needs to flush itself more than it did prior, because no gallbladder. In the before time, in the long long ago, I used to go maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Now it's daily, and if I eat something greasy then it's about a half hour later. Fun stuff. But seriously, you guys are gross. Stop it.

2 was an outstanding game at the time. Good monsters & 'level' design. Everyone knows the final boss was a letdown, but the rest of the game made up for it, in my opinion. Highlights for me were the smartass gargoyles and Chesty. Chesty was a ridiculous concept that quickly became very effective in its creep factor (not scary, just...creepy, you know?). That game had a lot of fun moments like that. I'd love to see a remaster of 2 & 3 to go with the remaster of 1. I didn't know all of the broken promises going into Fable 1, I didn't learn about them until much later, so Fable 1 is very nostalgic for me. Particularly The Lost Chapters. I still love this game. 2 was outstanding in its time, and I'd love to go back through it. I never got to play 3, but I heard it wasn't great. These are all on Gamepass though, I should give 3 a shot.

Be honest. You just remember my avatar

Ah, I getcha. Well hey, at least you gave it a shot! Before you give up on the idea entirely, try it with Ruffles potato chips sometime. I prefer it over Doritos.

Yeah, I can get behind that. The drama is everywhere, and it never ends. One of my daughters recently told us she's pansexual, which we obviously support, but I come from an extremely conservative family and I was lucky to not turn out that way. Fox News, fuck Bud Lite, go Trump, you name it, that's my parents and siblings. So that's been a ton of drama & heartache lately. They say they support my kid, but...c'mon lol They're going to spend time bitching about "the woke mob" but make an exception for their granddaughter? Doubtful. It's frustrating knowing how they really think, when she is just the sweetest kid you could imagine. This country sucks in a lot of ways, that is for sure.

I am definitely noticing that I think I started on here around 2011, 2012, and it was my go-to board back then. I didn't post much, but there was always entertaining drama to fill up my work breaks. At some point a few years ago, I just...forgot...to come back in here Maybe I have undiagnosed adhd lol But looking around, it seems a lot more chill, more like-minded folks, less drama (except for the "is D1P ok" thread, that was fun to read).

You have to dip potato chips in it. Also Doritos. Just get a glob of cottage cheese on that chip & enjoy. Soooo good. Change yo life.

I vaguely, very vaguely, recall getting into it with you once...I was in my "be a dick" phase after a divorce and you called me out on something I said, though I don't recall what it was now. I promise I'm much better now!

That's wild. He used to be a funny dude, I enjoyed interacting with him. Holy hell, how long was I in that coma?

Wait wait wait, I've been gone for a while lol Fatz is a sex offender?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean, obviously that's not funny, but...it's kinda funny?