GeneticBlueprint Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Four have been released on Defector--a site comprising many writers formerly from Deadspin. The Detroit Lions The New York Giants The Washington Fucking Idiots, Misogynists, and Racists without a Backup Plan The Cincinnati Bengals I know @Emperor Diocletian II appreciated these in the past. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 HELL YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 Finally! I'm glad I subscribed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbiggsly Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 As a Lions fan I have resigned to hoping only for the NFL to cease being an entity. I know that will happen before the Lions ever win a Super Bowl and I am okay with that fact I kind of agree. I wouldn't mind seeing the Lions relocate so I can follow the next closest team: The Cleveland Browns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted September 11, 2020 Share Posted September 11, 2020 The Giants: :I suppose hiring the guy who feeds Bill Belichick’s cats when Belichick is summering on Nantucket is new. It doesn’t FEEL that new. Nothing about the Giants feels new and never can. They’re a franchise designed for eternal mustiness. Its fanbase has the NFL’s highest cop ratio, both literally and figuratively. If anything, hiring a Belichick lackey only adds to that non-mystique. It’s a shitty, judgmental organization that caters to shitty, judgmental people. Oh that's the good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted September 12, 2020 Share Posted September 12, 2020 I hadn't heard about that bit in the Redskins Washington one about trying to start #1932 as a hashtag without realizing that you can't do numbers as hashtags. Incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Seattle Seahawks | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Seattle Seahawks. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Seattle Seahawks. This 2020 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all... Seahawks turn! I didn't send in a submission, but I did post a comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 I didn't realize the Patriots had already had their turn. Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New England Patriots | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the New England Patriots. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots. This 2020 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the... Yeah, that all checks out. All the racist garble about how Jarrett Stidham was obviously the better starter coming into the same than Cam Newton. It was awesome. I'd love to see a genuine likable QB succeed in New England, but that's probably hoping for too much and also very worthy of scorn from everyone that isn't a Patriots fan. Also, hey Defector has an RSS feed available on Feedly. Awesome. Guess I won't miss their articles anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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