Jason Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 It felt great but it was kind of awkward because it was during a work call. Got myself on mute doe. How is your day going! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Every woman in your life would absolutely roast you to hell if they read this thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, Chris- said: Every woman in your life would absolutely roast you to hell if they read this thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 You're an idiot. Never liked you. This post just punctuates the stupidity that comes from your posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 5, 2020 Author Share Posted May 5, 2020 22 minutes ago, best3444 said: You're an idiot. Never liked you. This post just punctuates the stupidity that comes from your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 55 minutes ago, best3444 said: You're an idiot. Never liked you. This post just punctuates the stupidity that comes from your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 OP has given birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 I had a solid morning shit today, but definitely nothing thread worthy. So congrats on the massive shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 I'd rather read Jason's poop threads than have him re-post every Trump tweet. By a longshot. @Jason, have you ever taken a poop so big that it literally did not flush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, Jose said: I'd rather read Jason's poop threads than have him re-post every Trump tweet. By a longshot. @Jason, have you ever taken a poop so big that it literally did not flush? Not Jason, but I did the other day. It was fucking gigantic. It didn’t flush and the toilet water flowed right to the brim so I had to use a plunger and break it into pieces to get it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 minute ago, stepee said: Not Jason, but I did the other day. It was fucking gigantic. It didn’t flush and the toilet water flowed right to the brim so I had to use a plunger and break it into pieces to get it down. I've had to do this multiple times. I would have a poop stick at the ready to break it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 It really looked like the poop emoji how it cory of spiraled around itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, stepee said: It really looked like the poop emoji how it cory of spiraled around itself. Those poops are usually soft and easy to flush. Now I think you lyin', son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 15 minutes ago, Jose said: Those poops are usually soft and easy to flush. Now I think you lyin', son. It was just the sheer size of it, it filled up too much space and the water didn’t break it apart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted May 6, 2020 Author Share Posted May 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Jose said: @Jason, have you ever taken a poop so big that it literally did not flush? I remember one in college where it clogged the toilet solely based on the fact size of the turd. I couldn't just not wipe so I was forced to wipe and toss it in the bowl. Thankfully I got back to my room without anyone seeing me, and my room was across the hall from this bathroom so I got to hear other people discussing it from inside my room. It was killing me biting my tongue on explaining that it wasn't the large quantity of toilet paper that had caused the bowl to clog—I remember doing mid-wipe flushes in college to avoid clogging the subpar toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 My poop yesterday was very disappointing. 2/10 at best. Hopefully today's is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Honestly, if you have never had to snake your toilet before, you're a rookie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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best3444 Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 poor thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 I just took a big messy shit a little bit ago. But at least my tummy feels better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Rachel said: @Jason why you know what giving birth feels like? He identifies as someone who could know, you bigot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Jose said: Honestly, if you have never had to snake your toilet before, you're a rookie. I've had to but that's only because there was a huge root growing into the pipe not because of turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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