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The Onion bought by megacorporation Global Tetrahedron in vicious but fair hostile takeover (not fake)


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Global Tetrahedron is a real company, but it's also the name of an Evil Megacorporation™ from The Onion's book This Dumb Century. In real life, it was founded less than two weeks ago. It appears to be owned by Jeff Lawson and Ben Collins:

 

WWW.NYTIMES.COM

The satirical news website was bought by a new firm in Chicago that took inspiration for its name, Global Tetrahedron, from a book written by The Onion’s staff.

 

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The real-life Global Tetrahedron is owned by Jeff Lawson, a co-founder and former chief executive of the technology communications company Twilio. The chief executive is Ben Collins, who was a senior reporter at NBC News until recently.

 

Looks like they plan to bring back the Onion News Network and some other things that were cut in the past. This is great news.

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