CastletonSnob Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 People of DayOnePatch, I present to you the worst movie ever made. Overuse of montages, terrible acting, nonexistent budget, this movie has it all. And the best(?) part is, the entire movie is free on YouTube. Enjoy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 No this is definitely better than the English Patient 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 There's a movie called Dumpster Baby which is up there with the worst movies ever. This thing in the OP is nothing compared to it. Dumpster Baby (Video 2000) - IMDb WWW.IMDB.COM Dumpster Baby: Directed by James Bickert, Randy Hill. With Steven Grainger, Angela Benjamin, K. Ken Johnston, Andy Bailey. A strung out drug addict gives birth to a pre-mature crack baby and abandons it in a nearby alley. Left for dead, the baby begins a surreal journey as it encounters a wide array of bizarre characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCyric Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 1 hour ago, CastletonSnob said: People of DayOnePatch, I present to you the worst movie ever made. Overuse of montages, terrible acting, nonexistent budget, this movie has it all. And the best(?) part is, the entire movie is free on YouTube. Enjoy! I skipped forward to a fight at about 10:30 in and it looked like a JRPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: There's a movie called Dumpster Baby which is up there with the worst movies ever. This thing in the OP is nothing compared to it. Dumpster Baby (Video 2000) - IMDb WWW.IMDB.COM Dumpster Baby: Directed by James Bickert, Randy Hill. With Steven Grainger, Angela Benjamin, K. Ken Johnston, Andy Bailey. A strung out drug addict gives birth to a pre-mature crack baby and abandons it in a nearby alley. Left for dead, the... That movie’s poster has an endorsement from IMDB.com, so it can’t be that bad. They don’t just give out quotes like that to anybody! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Are we sure it's worse/more offensive than this? Yes, it's a real movie with that cast, and yes, it's absolutely bonkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaseknox Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 You all obviously haven’t seen The Crow: Wicked Prayer. 1 hour ago, Greatoneshere said: Are we sure it's worse/more offensive than this? Yes, it's a real movie with that cast, and yes, it's absolutely bonkers. I liked Tiptoes BECAUSE it’s absolutely bonkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 8 hours ago, DPCyric said: I skipped forward to a fight at about 10:30 in and it looked like a JRPG I remember skipping through this horrible.... horrible movie a few years back. 18:30-23:00 definitely ranks as some of the worst shit I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emblazon Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Greatoneshere said: Are we sure it's worse/more offensive than this? Yes, it's a real movie with that cast, and yes, it's absolutely bonkers. Winner winner chicken dinner. Honorable mention goes to The Room. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Greatoneshere said: Are we sure it's worse/more offensive than this? Yes, it's a real movie with that cast, and yes, it's absolutely bonkers. But it was Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 (To be fair, it's actually kinda charming!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 For fun I went down my list (both IMDB and Letterboxd) and have chosen the top 5 worst movies. (And yes I've seen Tiptoes) 1. Material Girls: This movie was so bad I don't think we could get past 20 minutes. Not even Brent Spiner could save this stinker. 2. Dumpster Baby: I mentioned this one earlier. This is basically my gold standard for bad movies. Spoiler: The dumpster baby is like a metaphor for how bad people are, or something like that, because it's not about the baby, the baby gets passed to bad people. Or something of that nature. It's been a while since I've seen it and I'd like to keep it that way. 3. Fred: The Movie: I mean, I probably don't need to say much here. I think you can understand why this sucks now imagine watching an hour and a half worth of it. 4. Hooking Up: Tries to be a raunchy sex comedy but instead glorifies rape more than anything. Pretty gross. 5. Postal: Putting a Uwe Boll movie on here is probably cheating, but I've seen it, do not remember it at all but I could believe it sucked. I've actually seen my fair share of Uwe Boll movies and this and Bloodrayne 2 I've rated the lowest. Honorable Mentions Double Team: Remember this? I sort of did when I was looking back on the list. Septic Man: An aptly named movie. The Black Dahlia: Probably the most disappointed I've been in a big name movie. It misses the mark big time. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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