Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Today Inuk went to the Arlington Animal Hospital for this annual check-up with Dr. Bharathi R. Jones and it gives me great pleasure to report that he's in superb condition for an Alaskan malamute of his age. In fact, Dr. Jones said the only thing she had to take care of was a little bit of wax in his ears. All of his vitals are well within normal parameters and his weight is a perfectly acceptable 91.8 lbs which is ideal for a male malamute of his size. Thusly, I give full credit to myself for being an outstanding caretaker of this fine canine specimen! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I definitely weighed more than that when I was 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Half of that weight is his fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Thusly, I give full credit to myself for being an outstanding caretaker of this fine canine specimen! I find that hard to believe given his excessively dirty ears. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 4, 2020 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, Rachel said: Give credit to the dog walker who is the one who really takes care of him You mean the dog walker who closed their business and moved to North Carolina in October? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 You seriously lured me into an Inuk thread with no fucking cute after-vet pics!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 4, 2020 Author Share Posted December 4, 2020 21 minutes ago, Rachel said: Your roommate then You mean the roommate who only really pays attention to him when she's had too much to drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 He's 11 years old, he's figured out life by now. He can bag his own poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Rachel said: Give credit to the dog walker who is the one who really takes care of him 2 hours ago, Rachel said: Your roommate then 1 hour ago, Rachel said: Damn so Inuk really be out here taking great care of himself. Congrats Inuk!!! says the soulless harpy who abandoned poor innocent waffles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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