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Remember, the safe word is “Hillary”.

As a member of the SSS Democrat Party, I can safely tell you that you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a baby after snorting a line of cocaine off the ass of a transgender homosexual 12 year old boy that you ordered from Wayfair. The Republicans just don’t get fun.

I was too harsh to say that. It just boggles my mind that people like Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson, who you KNOW got the vaccine, are telling people it’s dangerous. And Trump himself made sure to get the vaccine in private despite the fact that it could have helped his type of people get over vaccine hesitancy.

Fuck CPAC, I hope these people all end up on ventilators:

Jon Lovett had a funny bit on Lovett or Leave It about her asking George W and Barack if they want to swing.

There is nothing more Philly than this.

Republicans: “free Donald Trump from Facebook jail!” Also Republicans: “put anyone teaching critical race theory in jail!”

These people are going to find the Holocaust eye-opening. Newflash, Hitler didn’t like black people either.

Finding out Dinesh is 60 was shocking.

Self owns are the best owns.

In before Matt Walsh is projecting and is found to have child porn on his computer.

Don’t fuck with Philly.

I’m entering the week with the confidence of a white guy on Twitter with 68 followers.

It’s called “white collar” crime.

Okay, there are obvious exceptions to the boiling in water rule… if it’s part of the recipe to make it edible, like hard boiled eggs, lobster, pasta, or rice, it’s allowed. NO BOILING MEAT!

As the resident Italian here, and therefore, the only person with any culinary taste, grilling is fine for an outdoor scenario. The only thing that should EVER be… ugh… boiled in water… is pasta.

Abbott needs to be rolled down a cliff.

“Entry level”.

Hilariously enough, he was trying to convince Trump to NOT come to Florida while he dealt with this.