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I’m going to eat some Beyond, Impossible, or Turkey burgers because I feel so owned right now.

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He couldn’t have taken her to Burger King instead? Or is that only reserved for white mass shooters?

Oh, don’t worry, I will eventually get myself a new iMac down the road, but I love this Surface Pro for being able to draw on the screen directly.

You the real MVP. Last year I would have jumped on this, but for the first time in YEARS I feel like I finally got a handle on my finances after drowning in debt and I was able to replace my 12 year old -MacBook Pro with a top of the line Surface Pro 7 a month ago.

It amazes me he lost so badly to Reagan, especially when the realization hit in 1983 that AIDS wasn’t just the “gay disease”. It’s ironic, Reagan didn’t take AIDS seriously and still won (by an insane margin), Trump botched COVID and lost in the biggest landslide victory ever.

New Videos Show Cop Slowly Losing It Over ‘Tampon’ in His Frappuccino WWW.VICE.COM The object, eventually identified as a cloth that had accidentally made its way into his drink, sparked paranoia in an LA cop and a criminal investigation, according to newly released documents. Turns out, not a tampon, just a cleaning cloth that accidentally was in the ice. Accidents happen and this cop tried ruining someone’s life. If I’m not mistaken, this was the cop who’s own daughter even said he was full of shit?

What did she say?

How many miles do you have to walk to see them?

Arizona is a giant desert. You need a sniper rifle to shoot the next living person.

To be fair, didn't this story leak at the same time it was reported Trump called soldiers “suckers” and asked John Kelly AT HIS OWN SON’S GRAVE “I don’t get it? What’s in it for them?” Which, Kelly never denied happening. And surprisingly, more people were upset this story got more attention than the Russian bounty stuff?

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If you’re diagnosed with cancer, and you decide to take a hike in the woods, but then get mauled to death by a bear, you didn’t die of cancer.

I still think about the day my sister was leaving the house at night to head to her boyfriend’s and a bunch of cops were running through our backyard to chase after some suspect. Of course they run into HER first and have their guns drawn and she’s screaming at them and they’re screaming at her. Thankfully she was only Italian suntanned otherwise she would have been dead.

“Even if Eric Chauvin’s knee to the neck killed Floyd, it was only a matter of time before the bullets from an officer’s gun accidentally flew into his body anyway...”

GIANT finally jumped on board and raised the full time starting wage to $15. THAT is when I said “make me full time” and got my third raise in three months since my department lead slipped and fell, breaking her elbow. Despite raising the starting wage, no one wants to apply. I even sent out feelers to a bunch of my friends out of work, they don’t want the job.

Trump: “redo the election!”

Imagine being on the force for two decades and mixing up the feel of a gun and a tazer. It’d be like a master chef mixing up a cucumber and a dildo.

Speaking of CNN, today is one year since some chyron writer at CNN felt bold and basically mocked Trump during that COVID press briefing where he went off the rails.

Oh, yeah. Full time now even though I was already working full time hours.

In other news, while legitimately high (the last time I felt like this I was taking Vicodin after I got my wisdom teeth taken out), I asked my boss to make me full time which includes a huge bump in pay, better benefits, more vacation time, and sick time. The cartoon dancing bear gave me a thumbs up. Or at least I think it was a thumbs up because I poked myself in the eye with my glasses after cleaning the lenses while talking to my boss.

Got my second Pfizer shot yesterday and I’m pretty sure I’m high today. Or at least that’s what the cartoon dancing bear on my desk said to me at work this morning.

I got an email from MoveOn where they said that, so they could just be fear mongering to drum up donations?

Exactly. I live in Philly and work in the burbs. The suburbanites that know I live in the city treat me like I live in John Carpenter’s New York. ”Oh my god, isn’t it scary down there?” “Oh yeah, I’m so worried my dog is gonna hump another dog.”

The social network won’t happen because apparently Facebook and YouTube will be lifting his suspension soon.