Jason

This was still pretty fun but felt kind of more by the numbers than last week's episode...this should have been the premiere.

Today: What it looked like until 2004:

Nope, and it takes sustained oat consumption to give me the shits anyhow, one-off consumption is fine. Actually not sure what I had to make this poop noticeably spicy, I had something over the weekend but it was Saturday and it wasn't that spicy.

All I'm seeing is that it's some FAKE NEWS manufactured in Gyna!

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Who appointed the judge?

No wonder he's always falling asleep during oral arguments.

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Had a real fiery butt gusher this morning.

GM, Toyota, Fiat Chrysler back Trump on California emissions challenge | Reuters WWW.REUTERS.COM Major automakers are siding with the Trump administration in its bid to bar California from setting its own fuel efficiency rules or zero-emission requirements for vehicles, the companies said in a filing with a U.S. appeals court late on Monday.

If you were going to be hunkering down for the next month anyhow for lack of places to go I'd say why not wait for another Pfizer, but if you have to go back to the office I'd just get what you can so you feel better about being there.

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@johnny

Apparently it's that hot in the Arctic too.

tfw you can't regularly consume oats

They're not even the same ballpark though. 68 can be cool or warm-ish depending on the wind and whatnot. 77 is warm but still pleasant. 86 is hot.

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68 is not the same as 77 and 77 is not the same as 86 wtf dude