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That is, quite simply, too many meetings.

I find that hard to believe given his excessively dirty ears.

XB1 - 4 GB

Man, imagine building up such a strong reputation that you don't even need to post. That sounds awesome.

If @sblfilms were still around (you assholes), I think he'd say the same thing: this really won't impact theaters too much in the long run. There will definitely be some contraction given how hilariously leveraged some of the big chains are, but most people don't go out for the movies, they go out for the sake of going out.

The Office is actually really good, the only thing that sucks about it is it has the ‘Michael Bluth Problem’ (in which people actually idolize Jim rather than acknowledge that he is as dysfunctional as everyone else).

Our work day technically starts at 8:30 but I always get grief if I schedule anything for 9:00. Motherfucker, you should have already been working for a half hour! And none of that grief ever comes from our Managing Director who’s on Central Time, it’s always the people in my timezone. Insane.

8 am? What the fuck? Scheduling calls before 9 is downright unprofessional.

I highly doubt a preemptive pardon would stand if challenged in the courts (then again I’m ignorant on its history, so maybe it already has). You can’t be pardoned for something you haven’t actually been accused of.

I expect the vaccine roll out to go about as well as PS5 preorders went.

Sure they can be diminished through poor preparation, but I think fresh McDonald’s fries are an apex fry.

Imagine thinking that McDonald's fries aren't objectively amazing. Imagine.

Bring back Satisfries:

I do enjoy garbage fast food but I do not see the appeal. McRibs are kind of gross.

Yeah, the ‘you should know’ is pretty evergreen. And if I’m being honest, most of the time it’s correct!

Doesn't your roommate do a bunch of weird homeopathic pee stuff? I would've thought you are desensitized to that stuff by now.

How’s that whole ‘Inuk isn’t technically your dog but basically is you dog’ dynamic going?

Please to report I have indeed purchased Paradise Killer.

The cinematography was gorgeous, the weird portmanteau of samurai/Western/fantasy/modern politics was Star Wars at its best, that fucking owned.

Exactly the type of heads up I needed, because that's exactly how I would play it!

@Commissar SFLUFAN, this has been on my wishlist for awhile; seems like something decisively up your alley.

I will consider buying it this Saturday! I'm also eyeing up Paradise Killer:

I would be incredibly owned if people continued to post indie games I don't know about, so owned.

Between the poor labor conditions at major game studios and the ingenuity of small/independent developers, I have grown quite fond of indie games as of late. They introduce innovative design/mechanics, unique art styles, and riff on established genres with an entrepreneurial spirit. By all accounts I would say buying an indie game constitutes supporting a small business (relative to the size of the industry), and these are some of the indie games I would encourage you to buy on Small Business Saturday:

I’m convinced he will try to give himself a preemptive pardon on his last day of office.