Chris-

@Bacon you can end your hunger strike now.

Read the replies. Absolutely incredible.

Hombre don't forget how we took it down to the 2 yard line for you, (412) represent.

Honestly? Even better 3+ years later. Lost all of its carbonation, but otherwise very smooth.

Aged KBS is exquisite, by the way.

Find a recording of one of those hotel reward or car warranty robocalls and play it.

You're welcome.

I have driven by the warehouse to make my presence known.

A true national treasure.

I highly resent the insinuation that I am Irish.

I am comically white.

If there are any reports of pro-Trump groups assembling there, you have my word that I will drive by and relentlessly mock those dorks as losers.

We’ve noticed a National Guard helicopter circling around our neighborhood for the past few hours, and only just now discovered that that warehouse where the ballots are being counted is blocks away from our apartment. This is your Thursday night update from Allegheny County.

I can't think of any states with a Republican governor + legislature where such a move wouldn't end with phenomenal violence.

Absolutely not; when you can pull off a bofa, you go all the way.

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ

Please let me know how you feel about bofa.

This is where journalists need to be careful with their verbiage- those ballots aren't 'coming from' anywhere, they are already there. Just gives a little more fuel to all the morons who think ballots are still being collected.

Local reporter:

The Trump campaign literally has no argument to make in front of SCOTUS. Bush vs Gore was decided on the basis that different recount processes within the state violated due process; whether the ruling was right or wrong, it was procedural in nature and rooted in what would 'harm' the voters. There's no similar argument to make here...Once you mail your ballot, you have officially cast it - you cannot change your mind. A vote postmarked on November 3rd is the exact same as an in person vote on November 3rd, and voters are not harmed by how long it takes to count the vote they cast (it's not like every in person vote is counted on Election Day, either). Bush vs Gore was a matter of exploiting judicial philosophy, this would be a matter of creating something out of absolutely nothing.

Please I'm begging you all, please look at the county statistics before you post literally anything.

Trump needs about 60% of those votes to make up the difference; 350k of those ballots are in the two Democratic strongholds (Tucson and Phoenix); of the counties mentioned with >10k ballots left outstanding, only one (Yavapai) is at or exceeding the type of margin Trump needs. So at this point it is much to do about nothing.